Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz

I stop by on the forums to entertain myself. Its funny how much that bothers you.

From a peak of 100/100 on 4 servers to one that isn't full on weekends. The fact that Asylum needs THREE Captains for ONE server is hilarious in itself--classic case of too many cooks in a kitchen. If anything, it should be a reduction in the #s of APD, not promotions given out.

Worked, took 2 mins to do. Wonder how long till they catch on and fix this b/c people start uploading 20 min gifs to their server.

Gotta make those sweet sweet montages with mumble rap

If they'd used the hack to maybe kill everyone in kavala and blow it up over and over, that would be something mildly amusing but just to win in altis life cartels and create these cringey montages is pretty pathetic.

Got extra monopoly money?

I heard Google and his buddy made over $700 selling hacked in money on Olympus so that $65 was a 200 IQ investment.

Small brains with large egos and mom's credit card.

R U THAT RANDY THAT GOT BANNED?

Get a dev to make an Asylum GTA V RP server.

LOL Asylum toxic as ever with <100 total active players.

GL with everything man, you were a cool dude to play with back in the day.

I mean I see where you are coming from as the rich and corporations dodge taxes (like our shitty joke of a president) while screwing everyone else but by abusing general return policies, you just harm yourself long term because the bean counters at these companies force policy changes at the detriment of customers (eg Costco had to change TV returns to 90 days due to rampant abuse).

Watched the video and this is honestly what Altis Life is about, interactions between players, not shitty montages or cartel epeen wars. @BaDaBiNg_10-8 you need to add the ability to completely rob someone of their gear even if they aren't your bounty like Olympus because that's a feature Asylum desperately needs. Just make it part of the final BH talent tree so people have to grind for it.

That dude was your everyday Kavala troll.

This guy fucks

Is the clothing gender fluid and inclusive?

These forums badly need the thumbs down feature enabled. @BaDaBiNg_10-8 @Clint Beastwood

Can't assign fancy epeen titles in discord.

You can give people timeout over there too. The 50% is something I did often with salty players here but it's not as satisfying.

I should have saved my videos from when I was APD on Olympus. The demographic over there is younger and I used to hear the little squeakers cuss and whine at me daily for taking their shit. Best part is you're allowed to kick them in the nutsack when they get out of line and use street language which just adds fuel to their fiery tears. Maybe Asylum will add in the necessary ball kick animation and relax the APD rules to make this more rewarding. @BaDaBiNg_10-8

Looks great! This should be the splash page video when someone visits the site. It's pretty much what I had in mind when I mentioned needing a video for the front page in another thread. Now Asylum just needs more content updates since there hasn't been anything game changing in years.