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welcome to the 5th installment of the 100 series. azeh is told of olympus and must go deeper into his layered dreams to find jbdragon, gen henry arnold and the black pearl. If you have not yet dreamed of sexual asylum encounters with either popular players (zaka) or marzoh then you have not truly experienced asylum rpg life.

Hey everyone,

The following Asylum services will be brought offline at midnight (CENTRAL TIME - https://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/cdt) tonight.
All Game Servers All Web Services The duration of the downtime expected is around 1 hour. Could be longer/shorter depending on how things go. I'll update via announcements in discord if the duration is extended.
Sorry for any inconveniences that this may cause.
At this current moment in time, this downtime is only to update the database services to support V2.
- Asylum Development Team

[7/31/19 @ 23:39 CDT]

I cant, we have to feed @Azeh he hasnt eaten since last week.
 
Poor guy just codes all day.

Delay for another week, I'm going on vacation.

Keeping with the Top Gun theme...
Honestly though -
Huge shout out to our developers working unbelievably hard...  You guys dont know it yet, but you will.

LOL this is Hularus

The Fish & Game Police

After some recent activity....
 
 
@Roice @RoguePilot

SQUIRREL!

Dang @Bread you trying to make some money lol I’m the environmental police so if I see any cops driving anything or flying any vehicles, they will be killed for a 5k bounty per cop, orcas being blown up are full pardons. Please don’t harm them environment with your vehicles. Get some exercise and run

The Fish & Game Police

Zaros should let you claim any vehicle for free. 
 

makes sense why you decided to join it.
 

Wowzers. What sections we talking about?

Just don’t look at it. Need it archived for referencing things.

Anything including your bitch ass.

If we remove all the medical issues for the player, whitelisted medics have nothing to do 

ASYLUMS MOST WANTED CRIMINAL
The APD have captured Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal. He is being detained at one of the APD's Processing Facilities. During in-processing the phone lines go down. The APD need to contact higher authorities to seek further guidance on his charges and sentencing. They know that other criminals of Asylum want his bounty so they can turn him in for a reward at prison.
Scenario/Events: Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal is being held at an APD Processing Facility. The APD are heavily barricaded and armored. They need to contact higher authorities but their phone lines are down. Attempt to secure him from the APD before the phone lines are repaired. Asylum's most wanted criminal cannot be sent to jail if Rebels are within the compound. Reinforcements cannot be called with Rebels in the compound. Once Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal is secured you will have to turn him in at the laptop in the Prison Barracks. Beware of removing him from the compound without a plan because his ankle bracelet will notify the APD of his escape and they will immediately send all available reinforcements. If the rebels of Asylum cannot secure him from the APD then he will be sent to Prison. If you break him out of prison he will take you to his gang headquarters and reward you for his rescue from prison. If a prison has been done and cannot be initiated a timer will be started once rebels have gained custody of the Prison Compound to simulate a prison.
 
RULES  (PLEASE READ ALL THE FACTIONS):
COPS:
May down/lethal anyone approaching the APD Processing Facility. Must remain inside the APD Processing Facility at all times when Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal is in APD custody. If Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal is secured by rebels and escorted outside of the Processing Facility the APD must attempt to regain custody at all costs. APD officers no longer have a life limit rule after he is removed from the Processing facility. Rebels still attacking the Processing Facility are of no interest to the APD. Responsible for tracking own lives. If you are caught abusing your given lives at the Processing Facility you will be banned accordingly. Cops that die and are returning to the Processing Facility shall not stop outside to engage attackers. They must make a significant effort to return to the cop ranks before engaging attackers. Officers can shoot once you reach a gate. CIVS:
Must initiate on all players besides the APD that are attacking the APD Processing Facility or the people in direct custody/general vicinity of Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal. If you are in custody/general vicinity of Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal you are considered a threat and will not need to be initiated on. No explosives are to be used on armored APD vehicles. Server rules not altered by this post are still being enforced. Bank/Federal Reserve/Evidence Lockup are not allowed during the event. (Don't test this) MEDICS:
Continue on as normal.  
HOW TO WIN EVENT  (EACH BULLET IS A WAY TO WIN):
COPS:
Prevent rebels from securing Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal and send him to jail. Prevent them from breaking him out of Prison. CIVS:
Secure Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal from the APD and deliver him to the laptop in the Prison Barracks. Break Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal out of Prison if the APD are able to hold out and send him. MEDICS:
You cannot win the event. Get some revives in.  
REWARDS  (DEPENDENT ON OUTCOME):
COPS: 
You will find the delivery truck of Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal. Seizing its contents will help improve the quality of life for the APD. (Scaled per how many cops are on) CIVS:
DELIVERING HIM TO PRISON: Your gang will be given cash from Asylum's Prison Keeper (Scaled to how many civs are in the winning group) RESCUING HIM FROM PRISON: You will be taken to Asylum's Most Wanted Criminal's gang headquarters and given the keys to his delivery truck. Its contents will make you rich. You must be within the prison compound/very immediate vicinity to get a reward if the Prison Break is successful. (Scaled to how many civs are in the winning group) MEDICS:
No rewards. Get some revives in.  
ASYLUMS MOST WANTED CRIMINAL INFORMATION:
He will not be able to be downed/killed. (If you walk up to him and ask him to follow you he will but you must be directly next to him.) His location will be marked constantly on your map. He will be located in the APD Processing Facility at the start of the event. If he is ever left alone he will attempt to flee at all costs. If he happens to gain custody of a vehicle it must be disabled in order to stop him. He cannot be loaded into a helicopter. He must not be restrained. Most recent mugshot:            
 
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
This is a trial event. I will tweak and try to make it better each time. Participation is not required. Don't complain if you lose something by participating. No event is ever fully fair. Nobody cares if you cry about it. If you lose something from a server violation or a violation of one of the rules stated above then submit a support ticket. Do not complain in game about it. If you do repeatedly you will just be banned and you can come talk about it at a later date. If you actually have feedback that is useful then message Rogue on discord. If you spam dumb information there you will be banned.  
 
 
 
 
 

well this could change that people dont use them. be a damn pirate.

This, Makes sense.

Removals
Remove night Remove screen shake. Remove painkillers Remove governor taxes for Rebel Outposts Remove broken legs Remove 30 day inactive house listing (Only if House Upkeep is added) Additions
Craftable clothing at Black Market Production (Carrier Lites, Tactical Vests, CSATs, Helmets) Craftable scopes at Black Market Production (1 Glass, 4 Iron Ingots) Ability to sell medical equipment at Hospital and Clinics Ability to process cannabis into Medical Marijuana at Weed Dispensary (Sells for lower price) Home upkeep (Basically the upkeep system from rust but requiring cash instead of materials and the more money required based off of how many crates you have and how much weight is being used in each crate) 6.5mm Assault Boat Oil processing on the Oil Rig 9mm Suppressors at Rebel Talent to spawn with NVGs Alcohol Dispensary (Used for crafting legal alcohols (All the current alcohols except scotch) Changes
Reduce maximum prison time to 30 minutes Pressing plates reduces bail price as well as time (Reduced rate for time) Buff weed and heroine prices Evidence locker in each HQ instead of separate location Buff turtles price or increase spawn rate (If that's even possible) Oil Cartel produces rubber instead of money EMTs single heal option instead of items in Y inventory (Just a scroll wheel on the player who needs healed, this would heal to 100 (Or whatever talent they have learned) and give painkillers and fix broken legs (If those aren't removed) Increase maximum stamina (If possible) Simplify ammo repacking (Press R and automatically repack all magazines of the caliber of the weapon in your hands with a 5 second timer) Switch back to Cartel Dropbox (Instead of Dirty Money have regular cash that can be deposited at any ATM) Police only allowed to strip corpses in red zones. Reduce fly distance over cities to 200m instead of 300m Increase Industrial shed maximum crates to 3 with market price increase to 300k Increase maximum house listing to 10 million Make Zubr legal and sold at gun store

Your going to pit manouver an ifrit with a regular car? 

You guys remember that evidence locker thing?
I heard it has a chance to drop the RPK.
Maybe it's a rumor.

Role play on the APD btw.

@Jesse https://imgur.com/a/nwiULHG take a look.  maybe we can bring these back? idek lol