william Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) On this thread you can post all of your awful cringey jokes for everyone to admire, I think as a community we can come up with some bangers. I will be updating this thread with a top 10 for the best ones. No racist/homophobic jokes please! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Edited March 7, 2017 by william BlackShot likes this Link to comment
Bandit Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, william said: No racist/homophobic jokes please! Wait... there are other kinds of jokes? Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Bandit said: Wait... there are other kinds of jokes? ikr it will be hard for people to tell normal jokes but its ok i believe we can manage Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) I have a joke! PRISM Edited March 7, 2017 by Blake Kingsin massi and George like this Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Blake Kingsin said: I have a joke! PRISM was wondering how long this type of joke was gonna appear, congrats on originality. not Link to comment
Alec-I Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 a dyslexic man walks into a bra Mike Stmria, Jwilly, Noble and 11 others like this Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Why did the rat cross the road? To capture the flag AHAHAHAHAHA Nicolas March, Apacheex and massi like this Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Alec-I said: a dyslexic man walks into a bra and we're off! Way to go alec that made me cringe hard. Alec-I likes this Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Blake Kingsin said: Why did the rat cross the road? To capture the flag AHAHAHAHAHA meh, was ok. Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, william said: meh, was ok. i thoguht of it in about .02 seconds ok man. why so rude Link to comment
Anzy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. Jwilly likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 i was gonna make a rape joke, butt fuck it #cringe william likes this Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Anzy said: A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. fuck me that was bad. Link to comment
Narmin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 My dad died during 9/11 as he was on the plane. before he died, he called me and the last thing he said to be had me in shock and disbelief. The last thing he said was "Allah Akbar" Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, wollie35 said: i was gonna make a rape joke, butt fuck it #cringe I think making this thread was a bad idea :/ Ah well keep em coming! HeY GuYs JaCoNiTe HeRe likes this Link to comment
Anzy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents. william likes this Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Narmin said: My dad died during 9/11 as he was on the plane. before he died, he called me and the last thing he said to be had me in shock and disbelief. The last thing he said was "Allah Akbar" no ty Link to comment
Smee Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Tiger's Ban william and Nightfury like this Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Smee said: Tiger's Ban ayy Link to comment
Narmin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, william said: no ty Fuk you m8 you said bad joke yet you turn down the worst joke fgt Link to comment
wollie35 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 this is 1 of the cringiest joke/question i have ever heared : Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Spoiler To many cheetahs william, Mike Stmria, Nicolas March and 1 other like this Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, wollie35 said: this is 1 of the cringiest joke/question i have ever heared : Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Reveal hidden contents To many cheetahs Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 william likes this Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? Because it was two tired! william likes this Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Anzy said: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents. Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents! william likes this Link to comment
Alec-I Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 my top jokes did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded over in france? Spoiler there was nothing left but de Brie what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school Spoiler Bison (bye-son) get it? wanna hear a joke about paper? Spoiler never mind its tearable Mike Stmria, Scott, wollie35 and 3 others like this Link to comment
Lorax Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I got a joke for you! @massi fighting cartels! Nicolas March likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) Why should u never laugh when a drunk dutchman drives his bike into the canal. It's probably ur bike Spoiler Speaking from experience sadly Edited March 7, 2017 by wollie35 Heidelberg, Alec-I, william and 1 other like this Link to comment
FudgeR Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, Blake Kingsin said: I have a joke! PRISM Did they arrest you too much? Link to comment
wollie35 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Quick question, why are people liking that i lost like my bike (Alec-I and william like this ), guess i know my place in the community ;P william likes this Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Fudger said: Did they arrest you too much? Haven't been arrested by a bounty hunter since New era was a thing. I've turned myself in to roice and stuff, it was just a meme tho Link to comment
Mike Stmria Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I must confess I love bad jokes. Please keep it coming, whoever makes it to 1st place. Based on likes and personal preference will get 100k. Blake Kingsin, Heidelberg and FudgeR like this Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, Jaeger said: I must confess I love bad jokes. Please keep it coming, whoever makes it to 1st place. Based on likes and personal preference will get 100k. Oooo Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 im tryna get first place now Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Noble and william like this Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Link to comment
wollie35 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 What's the best joke on asylum? Spoiler My police application. Spoiler Oh and i swear if this is getting to many likes i am gonna be shooting kavala up Nicolas March and Blake Kingsin like this Link to comment
william Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I have a crocodile as a naviGATOR xd @Jaeger i will take my 100k pls Mike Stmria likes this Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I wasn't able to make reservations at the library, they're completely booked!! Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Spoiler Because the cow has the utter. Edited March 7, 2017 by Blake Kingsin Link to comment
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