Mitch ifrit is a bitch

Kill them and type "sit" in side

thanks to @Azeh for helping me with arma stuff
thanks to @Roice and @Tony. for being stunt men
 

this guy has definitely got another pc when he solo caps

We will consider "empty mag option" for you guys

https://clips.twitch.tv/FantasticResilientNightingaleDancingBanana
@Ronald @Alec-I @Sean That Irish Guy

And people wonder why the APD never wants to rp a bank 

@P A G E put is heart and soul into this cover. Enjoy!
 

Gaskal’s a terrorist 

Agreed. No fun. apparently I’m on thin ice now for saying there’s only two genders and some uhh.. other stuff.

Why can’t I call a person the N word? If I can do it in real life, I should be able to do it on the asylum servers. The lack of RP in this server is really killing my immersion...

Seats taken, bye Felicia.

House Honey Dicks
House Honey Dicks is the newest house of Hogwarts and has recently opened a school in the scenic city of Kavala as a quiet base of operations to recruit new mages from across the Mediterranean. House Honey Dicks mission in Kavala specifically is to overthrow the APD cuck overlords led by @DarkKnight and instill anarcho-capitalism into Kavala. Honey Dicks use a wide variety of spells, enchantments and incantations to gain an advantage both on and off the battlefield. 
Admission Requirements
As a student of House Honey Dicks you must meet the following criteria barring some exceptions:
1. You must agree that R. Kelly is a political prisoner
2. You must have sided with the Stormcloaks in Skyrim
3. You must have at least 2 Asylum bans on record with screenshots (Exceptions made for severity/video of first ban) 
Example-
4. You must be Subscribed to Pewdiepie
5. You have seen Edgegamer's singing video
6. You have never been to a cartel
7. Must believe in magic
8. No history of seizures/physical disability
Enrollment Format
IGN:
Age:
Why you want to enroll in House Honey Dicks:
Ban Screenshots (Harassment/Exploit preferred):
House Honey Dicks
The High Council (Rank 1) - Able to perform any type of spell, access to Hogwarts tuition grant money and suspend students.
Mi Hung Lo, Kawaii Ojou, Sheriff Rick, El chapo, Stan Lee, StevieDeeks, FatherSpreadMyAssPt1, Joey Jihad, 王Rando王(Post Mortem), MAXSA, , Brown Syndrome(Post Mortem)
Maxed Mage Lvl 99 (Rank 2) - Able to recruit to our house and access FAFSFA
王 i have aids in my but 王, Daryl Dixon
Grand Wizards (Rank 3) - Able to use alchemy table (crates)
Tony, Soviet Toaster, Predator, brand, luke, Play Mo Bamba please, Exodus, WhoSwigg, 
Students (Rank 4) - Able to enter magic school doors
Tactical Grandpa, Hentai Desu Desu, Stabl, Sgt Murray, scooba Steve, mpber, Alec, Chemist, Command Center
 
 
 
 

How else am I supposed to know I've been told to sit

IM DYING.

Grotty gangs [Nv] ???

You have betrayed your brothers. Allah will not forgive you.

These retards keep suggesting things instead of lettind devs fix server
they have 3/4 years worth of suggestions
yall spammin the same posts for 4 years straight aint helping
lock the sub forum

Not first 

The contest has ended. We will be announcing the winner in the coming days. Thank you to everyone who submitted a video!
 
Calling all content creators! We are looking for a community made promotional video for Asylum. It should be creative, entertaining, and showcase Asylum content. While we don't want to restrict the talent of our community members below are some guidelines and rules for the contest.
 
General Guidelines:
 
Should be around 3-4 minutes in length Feature Asylum content in a positive light Submit videos via PM to @Leady Contest ends Feb 12th. 1 winner will be chosen  
Rewards:
$500,000 In game cash 20 Loot crate keys of your choosing Have your video featured on the forums and wiki  
Below are examples of past promotional videos for the APD these are just examples and not necessarily what is expected as it should feature multiple aspects of Asylum. But we are looking for similar quality and professionalism.
 
 
An example of when strife was released: 
 
 
If you have any questions feel free to reply here or shoot me a message. 
 
Looking forward to seeing what the community comes up with.
Good Luck!
- Leady
 

https://www.twitch.tv/krazyknight/clip/KindTrappedCaterpillarStoneLightning?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time
https://clips.twitch.tv/RoundSweetYamCmonBruh A bonus clip.

sit @william