Tyler

I don't play anymore but oh god that would be kinda cringe. In GTARP the single most annoying thing was getting sent to prison for like 2 hours... like what the fuck? Not gonna sit that shit out.

If you are like me and either have a back up steam account, smurf accounts, undercover cadet account, or just an account you hop on to fuck around and troll n shit whatever then this is how i keep up with not only my like 8 different CSGO smurf accounts but also my main account (which is VAC banned on CS) and my main CSGO account.
First go to your steam directory mine is: This PC/Windows (C:)/Program Files (x86)/Steam
Once here right click your "steam.exe" and click create shortcut for however many steam accounts you want to swap between.
Name the shortcuts whatever you want ex. "MainAccount", "CSGOSmurf", "UCCadet", etc. Right click the shortcuts and hit "Properties" and under the "Shortcut" tab you should see the directory of where your steam is installed like so: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe"
Edit this line and add a space and type -login username password
For example: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe" -login Tyler JakeIsABitch
So the username would be Tyler and the Password would be the very true statement @Jakeis a bitch.
Once you have this done for all of the accounts you plan on switching between all you need to do is create a Text Document on your desktop or a notepad either works fine and paste this command.
 
@echo off
cd "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam"
taskkill /F /IM steam.exe
start account1.lnk
exit
 
where the code says "start account1.lnk" make sure to change that for each command prompt you make to correspond with the different steam shortcuts you made so for example. My shortcut would be named "MainAccount" with the username Tyler and password JakeIsABitch my start line would then be "start MainAccount.lnk"
Hit "Save As" and rename it whatever you want but instead of a .txt make sure you save it as a .cmd (Keep in mind if you have steam on a different drive than your C drive you will need to change that.
 
Once you have done this you will have .cmd files you can now double click to close your steam, launch a new steam, log you in with the username and password you provided. If you have steam guard you will still need to enter your steam guard code upon login just like normal but if you want to swap between accounts this is THE fastest way and is 100% guaranteed to be just as safe as logging in yourself unless someone has access to your PC then you are fucked anyways.
 
Examples:

 

If you are like me and either have a back up steam account, smurf accounts, undercover cadet account, or just an account you hop on to fuck around and troll n shit whatever then this is how i keep up with not only my like 8 different CSGO smurf accounts but also my main account (which is VAC banned on CS) and my main CSGO account.
First go to your steam directory mine is: This PC/Windows (C:)/Program Files (x86)/Steam
Once here right click your "steam.exe" and click create shortcut for however many steam accounts you want to swap between.
Name the shortcuts whatever you want ex. "MainAccount", "CSGOSmurf", "UCCadet", etc. Right click the shortcuts and hit "Properties" and under the "Shortcut" tab you should see the directory of where your steam is installed like so: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe"
Edit this line and add a space and type -login username password
For example: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe" -login Tyler JakeIsABitch
So the username would be Tyler and the Password would be the very true statement @Jakeis a bitch.
Once you have this done for all of the accounts you plan on switching between all you need to do is create a Text Document on your desktop or a notepad either works fine and paste this command.
 
@echo off
cd "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam"
taskkill /F /IM steam.exe
start account1.lnk
exit
 
where the code says "start account1.lnk" make sure to change that for each command prompt you make to correspond with the different steam shortcuts you made so for example. My shortcut would be named "MainAccount" with the username Tyler and password JakeIsABitch my start line would then be "start MainAccount.lnk"
Hit "Save As" and rename it whatever you want but instead of a .txt make sure you save it as a .cmd (Keep in mind if you have steam on a different drive than your C drive you will need to change that.
 
Once you have done this you will have .cmd files you can now double click to close your steam, launch a new steam, log you in with the username and password you provided. If you have steam guard you will still need to enter your steam guard code upon login just like normal but if you want to swap between accounts this is THE fastest way and is 100% guaranteed to be just as safe as logging in yourself unless someone has access to your PC then you are fucked anyways.
 
Examples:

 

If you are like me and either have a back up steam account, smurf accounts, undercover cadet account, or just an account you hop on to fuck around and troll n shit whatever then this is how i keep up with not only my like 8 different CSGO smurf accounts but also my main account (which is VAC banned on CS) and my main CSGO account.
First go to your steam directory mine is: This PC/Windows (C:)/Program Files (x86)/Steam
Once here right click your "steam.exe" and click create shortcut for however many steam accounts you want to swap between.
Name the shortcuts whatever you want ex. "MainAccount", "CSGOSmurf", "UCCadet", etc. Right click the shortcuts and hit "Properties" and under the "Shortcut" tab you should see the directory of where your steam is installed like so: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe"
Edit this line and add a space and type -login username password
For example: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe" -login Tyler JakeIsABitch
So the username would be Tyler and the Password would be the very true statement @Jakeis a bitch.
Once you have this done for all of the accounts you plan on switching between all you need to do is create a Text Document on your desktop or a notepad either works fine and paste this command.
 
@echo off
cd "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam"
taskkill /F /IM steam.exe
start account1.lnk
exit
 
where the code says "start account1.lnk" make sure to change that for each command prompt you make to correspond with the different steam shortcuts you made so for example. My shortcut would be named "MainAccount" with the username Tyler and password JakeIsABitch my start line would then be "start MainAccount.lnk"
Hit "Save As" and rename it whatever you want but instead of a .txt make sure you save it as a .cmd (Keep in mind if you have steam on a different drive than your C drive you will need to change that.
 
Once you have done this you will have .cmd files you can now double click to close your steam, launch a new steam, log you in with the username and password you provided. If you have steam guard you will still need to enter your steam guard code upon login just like normal but if you want to swap between accounts this is THE fastest way and is 100% guaranteed to be just as safe as logging in yourself unless someone has access to your PC then you are fucked anyways.
 
Examples:

 

If you are like me and either have a back up steam account, smurf accounts, undercover cadet account, or just an account you hop on to fuck around and troll n shit whatever then this is how i keep up with not only my like 8 different CSGO smurf accounts but also my main account (which is VAC banned on CS) and my main CSGO account.
First go to your steam directory mine is: This PC/Windows (C:)/Program Files (x86)/Steam
Once here right click your "steam.exe" and click create shortcut for however many steam accounts you want to swap between.
Name the shortcuts whatever you want ex. "MainAccount", "CSGOSmurf", "UCCadet", etc. Right click the shortcuts and hit "Properties" and under the "Shortcut" tab you should see the directory of where your steam is installed like so: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe"
Edit this line and add a space and type -login username password
For example: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe" -login Tyler JakeIsABitch
So the username would be Tyler and the Password would be the very true statement @Jakeis a bitch.
Once you have this done for all of the accounts you plan on switching between all you need to do is create a Text Document on your desktop or a notepad either works fine and paste this command.
 
@echo off
cd "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam"
taskkill /F /IM steam.exe
start account1.lnk
exit
 
where the code says "start account1.lnk" make sure to change that for each command prompt you make to correspond with the different steam shortcuts you made so for example. My shortcut would be named "MainAccount" with the username Tyler and password JakeIsABitch my start line would then be "start MainAccount.lnk"
Hit "Save As" and rename it whatever you want but instead of a .txt make sure you save it as a .cmd (Keep in mind if you have steam on a different drive than your C drive you will need to change that.
 
Once you have done this you will have .cmd files you can now double click to close your steam, launch a new steam, log you in with the username and password you provided. If you have steam guard you will still need to enter your steam guard code upon login just like normal but if you want to swap between accounts this is THE fastest way and is 100% guaranteed to be just as safe as logging in yourself unless someone has access to your PC then you are fucked anyways.
 
Examples:

 

If you are like me and either have a back up steam account, smurf accounts, undercover cadet account, or just an account you hop on to fuck around and troll n shit whatever then this is how i keep up with not only my like 8 different CSGO smurf accounts but also my main account (which is VAC banned on CS) and my main CSGO account.
First go to your steam directory mine is: This PC/Windows (C:)/Program Files (x86)/Steam
Once here right click your "steam.exe" and click create shortcut for however many steam accounts you want to swap between.
Name the shortcuts whatever you want ex. "MainAccount", "CSGOSmurf", "UCCadet", etc. Right click the shortcuts and hit "Properties" and under the "Shortcut" tab you should see the directory of where your steam is installed like so: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe"
Edit this line and add a space and type -login username password
For example: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe" -login Tyler JakeIsABitch
So the username would be Tyler and the Password would be the very true statement @Jakeis a bitch.
Once you have this done for all of the accounts you plan on switching between all you need to do is create a Text Document on your desktop or a notepad either works fine and paste this command.
 
@echo off
cd "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam"
taskkill /F /IM steam.exe
start account1.lnk
exit
 
where the code says "start account1.lnk" make sure to change that for each command prompt you make to correspond with the different steam shortcuts you made so for example. My shortcut would be named "MainAccount" with the username Tyler and password JakeIsABitch my start line would then be "start MainAccount.lnk"
Hit "Save As" and rename it whatever you want but instead of a .txt make sure you save it as a .cmd (Keep in mind if you have steam on a different drive than your C drive you will need to change that.
 
Once you have done this you will have .cmd files you can now double click to close your steam, launch a new steam, log you in with the username and password you provided. If you have steam guard you will still need to enter your steam guard code upon login just like normal but if you want to swap between accounts this is THE fastest way and is 100% guaranteed to be just as safe as logging in yourself unless someone has access to your PC then you are fucked anyways.
 
Examples:

 

Gotta love that people who have been around for a long time still are retarded enough to spend hacked money and then cry when they get wiped...

I mean yeah and we been killin it

People still play Overwatch?

Anyone wanna play Overwatch with me and @Jake we are 2k-2.1k ish Supports and 1.2k-1.7k depending on the day in tank/dps.

Anyone wanna play Overwatch with me and @Jake we are 2k-2.1k ish Supports and 1.2k-1.7k depending on the day in tank/dps.

I loved when Trump said "You called our troops stupid bastards!" Biden- "I-I Th-thats not true!" *Earlier in 2020* Biden- "Clap for that you stupid bastards!"
Or "Your son was dishonarably discharged for drugs!" Biden- "He was not! He was a war hero who received the bronze star for valor!" Trump- "No no the other one Hunter" Biden- "U-uh n-no not true my son Hunter had a drug problem which is totally normal" I started laughing so hard man.

I loved when Trump said "You called our troops stupid bastards!" Biden- "I-I Th-thats not true!" *Earlier in 2020* Biden- "Clap for that you stupid bastards!"
Or "Your son was dishonarably discharged for drugs!" Biden- "He was not! He was a war hero who received the bronze star for valor!" Trump- "No no the other one Hunter" Biden- "U-uh n-no not true my son Hunter had a drug problem which is totally normal" I started laughing so hard man.

I loved when Trump said "You called our troops stupid bastards!" Biden- "I-I Th-thats not true!" *Earlier in 2020* Biden- "Clap for that you stupid bastards!"
Or "Your son was dishonarably discharged for drugs!" Biden- "He was not! He was a war hero who received the bronze star for valor!" Trump- "No no the other one Hunter" Biden- "U-uh n-no not true my son Hunter had a drug problem which is totally normal" I started laughing so hard man.

I loved when Trump said "You called our troops stupid bastards!" Biden- "I-I Th-thats not true!" *Earlier in 2020* Biden- "Clap for that you stupid bastards!"
Or "Your son was dishonarably discharged for drugs!" Biden- "He was not! He was a war hero who received the bronze star for valor!" Trump- "No no the other one Hunter" Biden- "U-uh n-no not true my son Hunter had a drug problem which is totally normal" I started laughing so hard man.

I loved when Trump said "You called our troops stupid bastards!" Biden- "I-I Th-thats not true!" *Earlier in 2020* Biden- "Clap for that you stupid bastards!"
Or "Your son was dishonarably discharged for drugs!" Biden- "He was not! He was a war hero who received the bronze star for valor!" Trump- "No no the other one Hunter" Biden- "U-uh n-no not true my son Hunter had a drug problem which is totally normal" I started laughing so hard man.

I loved when Trump said "You called our troops stupid bastards!" Biden- "I-I Th-thats not true!" *Earlier in 2020* Biden- "Clap for that you stupid bastards!"
Or "Your son was dishonarably discharged for drugs!" Biden- "He was not! He was a war hero who received the bronze star for valor!" Trump- "No no the other one Hunter" Biden- "U-uh n-no not true my son Hunter had a drug problem which is totally normal" I started laughing so hard man.

I loved when Trump said "You called our troops stupid bastards!" Biden- "I-I Th-thats not true!" *Earlier in 2020* Biden- "Clap for that you stupid bastards!"
Or "Your son was dishonarably discharged for drugs!" Biden- "He was not! He was a war hero who received the bronze star for valor!" Trump- "No no the other one Hunter" Biden- "U-uh n-no not true my son Hunter had a drug problem which is totally normal" I started laughing so hard man.

I loved when Trump said "You called our troops stupid bastards!" Biden- "I-I Th-thats not true!" *Earlier in 2020* Biden- "Clap for that you stupid bastards!"
Or "Your son was dishonarably discharged for drugs!" Biden- "He was not! He was a war hero who received the bronze star for valor!" Trump- "No no the other one Hunter" Biden- "U-uh n-no not true my son Hunter had a drug problem which is totally normal" I started laughing so hard man.

Honestly, you can 100% do other things while you wait or just hop in ts look and see if there are any Lts in the "Senior Police Channel" and literally just say "Are you available to do my interview?". If no one responds in like 10-15 minutes log out and come back later. An easy way to make it super easy on yourself and the Lts too is to make sure you go ahead and link everything in your message so ex. "Hi, I need my interview done here is my application *insert app* and here is my Discord *insert Discord id* feel free to send me a message on Discord if i'm not in TS when you read this." Another way is to set your away status to like "Need Interview/Exam" and hang out watch Netflix on your pc or something play another game if u want. You can still hear when set to Away so if someone pulls you and talks you will hear them.

Honestly, you can 100% do other things while you wait or just hop in ts look and see if there are any Lts in the "Senior Police Channel" and literally just say "Are you available to do my interview?". If no one responds in like 10-15 minutes log out and come back later. An easy way to make it super easy on yourself and the Lts too is to make sure you go ahead and link everything in your message so ex. "Hi, I need my interview done here is my application *insert app* and here is my Discord *insert Discord id* feel free to send me a message on Discord if i'm not in TS when you read this." Another way is to set your away status to like "Need Interview/Exam" and hang out watch Netflix on your pc or something play another game if u want. You can still hear when set to Away so if someone pulls you and talks you will hear them.

Honestly, you can 100% do other things while you wait or just hop in ts look and see if there are any Lts in the "Senior Police Channel" and literally just say "Are you available to do my interview?". If no one responds in like 10-15 minutes log out and come back later. An easy way to make it super easy on yourself and the Lts too is to make sure you go ahead and link everything in your message so ex. "Hi, I need my interview done here is my application *insert app* and here is my Discord *insert Discord id* feel free to send me a message on Discord if i'm not in TS when you read this." Another way is to set your away status to like "Need Interview/Exam" and hang out watch Netflix on your pc or something play another game if u want. You can still hear when set to Away so if someone pulls you and talks you will hear them.

Honestly, you can 100% do other things while you wait or just hop in ts look and see if there are any Lts in the "Senior Police Channel" and literally just say "Are you available to do my interview?". If no one responds in like 10-15 minutes log out and come back later. An easy way to make it super easy on yourself and the Lts too is to make sure you go ahead and link everything in your message so ex. "Hi, I need my interview done here is my application *insert app* and here is my Discord *insert Discord id* feel free to send me a message on Discord if i'm not in TS when you read this." Another way is to set your away status to like "Need Interview/Exam" and hang out watch Netflix on your pc or something play another game if u want. You can still hear when set to Away so if someone pulls you and talks you will hear them.

Honestly, you can 100% do other things while you wait or just hop in ts look and see if there are any Lts in the "Senior Police Channel" and literally just say "Are you available to do my interview?". If no one responds in like 10-15 minutes log out and come back later. An easy way to make it super easy on yourself and the Lts too is to make sure you go ahead and link everything in your message so ex. "Hi, I need my interview done here is my application *insert app* and here is my Discord *insert Discord id* feel free to send me a message on Discord if i'm not in TS when you read this." Another way is to set your away status to like "Need Interview/Exam" and hang out watch Netflix on your pc or something play another game if u want. You can still hear when set to Away so if someone pulls you and talks you will hear them.