Ethan Darrell

Ham>Turkey
and I'm thankful for my fellow gamers @Lucien @Rodrigo @Ethan Darrell and the rest of the boys

I am thankful for all our wonderful staff members who continue to stick around and deal with all the shitheads like myself ❤️

On behalf of my family and Asylum, I want to wish you a happy Thanksgiving! May the Turkey be moist, and the gravy be perfect. 
Hope your Thanksgiving Day is full of fun, food, family, and the opportunity to game!

You are a fucking gamer!

@HomeTrlx was reprimanded for standing to the side of the accident and dabbing every time a siren went off. Please excuse his behavior.

What the fuck are you smoking bud

Hotfix #3:
Cop: Added Green 4-five (LT+). Cop: Added Black Scope for 4-five (LT+). Cop: The Night Eyes talent now gives you black NVGs instead. Medic: Added fuel-can to medic shop. Medic: Re-distributed some medic vehicles Off-Road (Basic) Available to Rank 1 (Down from 2) SUV (Basic) Available to Rank 2 (Down from 3) Tempest (Covered) Available to Rank 2 (Down from 3) M-900 Available to Rank 2 (Down from 3) Medic: Re-named some uniforms. Civilian: Dying should now drop money on hand properly. Federal Reserve: Fixed the federal reserve not ending due to medics being nearby. Increased the time it takes to apply a demo charge to safes from 5 to 10 seconds. Decreased the time it takes to drill safes from 35 to 25 seconds. Fixed gate not opening fully if boltcut with a talent. Prisoners can no longer be downed with a gun or restrained. Dying while blindfolded should now put you back into your group on respawn. ALT F4'ing while dead should now delete the corpse properly. Fixed house spawns sometimes being at the bottom left corner of the map. Fixed bounty hunters being able to send combat loggers to jail without having their bounty. Fixed setting a gang talent causing you to be kicked from the server. Fixed a revive animation issue. Fixed an issue with not receiving bonus money from Skiptracer jailing. Altered some things to slightly reduce network traffic.

you my Chick-fil-A

gaskal is still a terrorist

WHY R4T WHY ME  #EXPOSED #IAMTRASH

WHY R4T WHY ME  #EXPOSED #IAMTRASH

WHY R4T WHY ME  #EXPOSED #IAMTRASH

you are like 16 kid the only thing you are drinking is titty milk

YES IN GOD MODE THAT DIES.
 
God mode
Dies.
 
Dies...

How are we in a patch notes thread arguing about some stupid APD bullshit??  No one fucking cares about the APD drama...

As most of you probably know, the update released near the end of October re-introduced the lovely server lag that existed for about 3.5 years prior to V2's release. Since the October update was released I've been trying to narrow down the issue. And well, around 18 hours ago while away from my PC I had an "Aha" moment. 
Basically, when you're in jail and not in a game of laser tag - your weapons will be removed. This check happens multiple times per frame, meaning the command to remove your weapons also gets executed multiple times per frame. The effects of this command get broadcasted over the network to everyone else too. Now when there's a lot of people on the server and potentially multiple people in jail and this network broadcasting happens so frequently, shit eventually hits the fan. Solution? Make it check if you have any weapons before attempting to remove them.
So essentially, this is the same issue that plagued V1 with server lag - and has finally been solved. It sucks that it took so long to find, but that's just how it is.
This also means that the remainder of the update (along with some additional bug fixes) is now live. That includes bounty hunting and medic. Honor talents and honor xp will likely be given back sometime next week when Jesse isn't busy (he's still quitting though). There's likely still some bugs, so please do report them. However I have exams starting in 6 days, so it's limited how much time I wanna spend on Asylum until I'm done with them which is in about 2 weeks.
Lastly, fuck you @Paratus. 🙂🖕

BLS drama?

Afternoon all,

I am retiring from Arma 3 Development, with that comes my departure from Asylum. I will be giving up the Owner role with no one taking my spot. Sole ownership will fall back on Clint now. Asylum has been an adventure and will continue to do fine under the current developers. Azeh has turned in to quite a strong developer and has blossomed in to a fine little flower full of Arma 3 development knowledge. I will be lingering around time to time to help with issues that may arise with development and still offering my help. I just don't have the time anymore and this adventure has been a bit different than what I anticipated. Eventually coming up sometime probably soonish, I will be training them on the general maintenance stuff I did here and there to ensure smooth operations, so until that happens I'll be here.

Random fact: In the year I was doing development here I never once logged in to the servers for more than 15 minutes at a time. 🙃

Thanks everyone,
Jesse

IGN:  Nick Crompton
IQ KFC
Age: 15.5
Why do you want to join this gang? cause when DS Kills me i dont like looking at the respawn screen because i am a complete shitter an because my mom and dad hate me 
Former gangs: R {butt pirate gang} 
Body Count(IRL): my mom an dad because i love insect
Money: who needs money when i can kiss the homies goodnight 

IGN:  R | Retarded
Hours in Game (Screenshot): hours = d   154d−28=68d+18634
IQ: 9000+
Age: 14
Why do you want to join this gang?  to steal gang bank  cash
Credit card# and pin: 6
Former gangs: Rebel Department, NV, stellar 
Body Count(IRL): my entire math class 30+
Money: i have so much when i get admin jailed i pay bail.
 
Roster:
Leader: Kasim Tariq
Judge, Jury, & Executioner : Nick Crompton 
Lieutenant: Valeska Tariq
Henchmen: A-TRAAAAAIN, SPELLICUP, Ivan Drago
Slaves: not a terrorist

IGN:  Nick Crompton
IQ KFC
Age: 15.5
Why do you want to join this gang? cause when DS Kills me i dont like looking at the respawn screen because i am a complete shitter an because my mom and dad hate me 
Former gangs: R {butt pirate gang} 
Body Count(IRL): my mom an dad because i love insect
Money: who needs money when i can kiss the homies goodnight 

IGN:  Nick Crompton
IQ KFC
Age: 15.5
Why do you want to join this gang? cause when DS Kills me i dont like looking at the respawn screen because i am a complete shitter an because my mom and dad hate me 
Former gangs: R {butt pirate gang} 
Body Count(IRL): my mom an dad because i love insect
Money: who needs money when i can kiss the homies goodnight