Noble

All they need to do is make it like LT's guns so that's probably better  hahaha

You'll be asking for 7.62 downing guns soon enough...

You'll be asking for 7.62 downing guns soon enough...

When I bounty hunt I feel like I am 1 or 2 tapping people with the MX, it's not hard, no need for the MXM, get fingers and it won't be a problem 

I'd die for my wife and my daughter, but yes, sometimes they make you want to dive head first into a wood chipper.  
 
Still wouldnt change a thing though.

Babies are soo fucking annoying. Don't have a child til you're ready. Don't even have sex til you're ready! Females and kids will just stress you the fuck out!

Are you good with SQF?  Do you want to Make Asylum Great Again?  Maybe you're just good with Photoshop and want to texture things.  
If any of that sounds like something you'd be interested in, then please feel free to reach out to me either on the forums or on the Asylum Teamspeak.  We have lots of ideas, and are looking for help to make these ideas into reality here.  

#TeamSmirnoff
#TeamClint
#TeamSubaru
 
Rodrigo retired on me i can't handle that type of uncertainty :3

Probably liked his own post to 

It makes me sad to return from a 3 month forced break due to work only to find Asylum has been sliding downhill. It is time. Time for something new.
#rod4cm
#rod2saveasylum

It's been a wild few years.
I'm not going to create a huge goodbye post, because i'll still technically be in the community, so this is more of a notification that the story of Boris has had it's final chapter.
To put it shortly, i'm currently facing some lovely physical and mental health issues and any half measures i've tried haven't worked.
To that end, i'm letting go of the virtual world and trying to focus on the physical one. That includes putting my PC into storage at the end of this month and not taking it out till things are good.
I'll be around on the forums sometimes, and i'll sign into steam every now and then, but for the most part, don't expect to see me in TS or any games for the rest of the year at least.
It's painful to have to leave Asylum after getting mod, and after working so hard for it, but truthfully, I need to do this or I might not be around to enjoy admin anyway.
And as such, the tale of Boris ends here.

Just because I can sit at a cap and take 7.62 fire and not give a damn, doesn't mean @Xehonsshould ruin my fun. 

Lyrics and beat done mostly by myself Available for download   Lyrics
[First Verse]
i swear these gangs have diabetes
fighting over rodo and making treaties
y tf do they have 12 tagged on  
they dont even know whose side they on
if you dont really wanna come and fight the cap
Why come on with pistol bangers repping a tag?
theey say they runnin the asylum servers
like @Tyler Twinem, bruh who are you kiddin
Seriously @Bilal Battu, you gotta stop drinking
please, @Alec-I, could you get him to a meeting?
@Wubblez for real, please stop scripting
its an unfair advantage and you aint fuckin missin 
my boy @Boris looking for a mention;
wasnt getting admin enough for  attention?
i know you eating pizza 
sitting at your desk
doing comp reports n eating crumbs off ya chest
from one fingerless bot to the next 
we'll move onto @Tom, where the fuck is your neck,   
Fuck the APD 
and 
fuck all the rats (name shouts in BG)
Southside Arms islands coming back 
 
[HOOK]
instinct life til  the day we die
money rollin in aint broke like prime  
ifrits on deck, always looking for a fight
if we catch u on our cap we'll take your fucking life
[/HOOK] 

[Verse 2]
gangs these days they dont even fight 
its an age old saying that  asylum is dying
We let you defend and you still fucking cry    
then we wipe you at arms, asking rev and retry?

why tthe fuck did we even write this beat
we'll probably disband in less than a week
Waiting  for strife to finally release
is like waiting for temper to push up to east
  
speaking of @bunni and all of his clowns 
do all of them have the same pulldowns
you say you aint; but we fight everyday
it really doesnt matter ya'll are trash either way
theres some things that ill never understand
like why does @Bikstok have so many fans  
he cant even shoot a car stuck in the sand  
I swear on my life he has no fucking hands
 
 

I wish I could read this top classified APD document. Unfortunately I fall asleep half way through every time..

it was so funny that i didnt know how to react and dealt with the guy later.

@DS_Billy get out me way m8ty

Hmm should be an interesting addition to the servers, hopefully they get rid of Tanoa and replace it with this. 

Watch to the right of the tree lmao.

Yes this is going to be a cringy goodbye post, you don't have to read through if you don't want to do I'm just going to put that out there now.
 
 
 
 
For over 3 years I've played asylum on and off but only recently in the last year had gotten involved in the community and gang life, The only reason I made this aids forum account about a year ago full of shitposting and going full retard for no good reason was to apply for cop, and make a really awful S2 gang with my IRL friends called the IRA, it lasted 4 days. I was then invited as a member to Vpr a few days later, if I didn't get passenger seated by @william in donor town that wouldn't of ever happened, I ran into them on complete accident by @aaron_br32 giving me a ride to Rebel then adding him on steam and asking how I can get into vyper, I was in Vyper from late May till about July. Afterwards I  became an s5 player for a while before meeting @/|/|0T4RD who gave me a chance in lawless despite having less than 1k Hours and gave me trial, that was in late July and I stayed from that point up until the middle of October. Afterwards I met Bunni through my favorite African American named @Leslie and joined sinister, until it disbanded quickly after. A week later I was sitting in a gang called duplicity's Teamspeak with @zaney @Jwilly @thero @George @eduardo_carvalho16_11 And @Kaif Trump from there, Void was started within an hour because I decided to go out on a limb and recruit a bunch of them knowing they weren't the best, During Void I went through a lot of difficult tasks as a gang leader, kicking people accepting people teaching people how to push, and trying to find promising higher ups and new recruits. Asylum since then has never been the same to me, I miss everyone from that gang, 2 are permed one is a career cop and the rest quit ages ago. After Void dork and I went into velocity together and had a lot of fun, I loved the leadership in the gang but really disliked some of the members and joined Tenacity, Ever since I've been in Tenacity it's the most fun I've had in a gang ever since coming to asylum and the friends in there really taught me that it's more than a gang to them and I ended up adapting that ideality aswell. All these things have been great, I've met some amazing people in this community but I think it's time for me to take a break unless something changes for the better, Lawless comes back, some contreversial bans are reversed or the Devs and admins start working on asylum again I'm probably gonna be gone for a bit. Thank you for making my time here so enjoyable @Gareth @Tye @Corgi @Goku @Professor Pericles @Dork @B9NN1 @zaney @/|/|0T4RD @Joe. @Feenix @Das Otter @Monster @Roicesb @Zodiac @Mako @Dressbuck @Newfie @Walt Jr. @V3N0M @AndrewFam @Apachee @Jwilly @thero @Cougar. @The Weeb @william  @Hydro @Analdo @Nomadox @Mate @Vortex @viraL @JAY1HP @Fudger @WilliamS @Space And a lot more, sorry if I forget your names, I'm not gonna forever and I'll still be creeping in Teamspeaks but I don't really have the drive to play anymore, Thank you so much to the people that put up with my shit. Most of the old community isn't here anymore, most of the new people have less brain cells than a heavily mentally disabled 13 year old, so I'm not gonna deal with that. I'll see you in 2 weeks  
 
also s/o to @Gnashes for taking a role as dev, we've had our differences but your really devoted, keep it up
s/o to @Clint Beastwood and @Starance for giving me a second even third chance.
ill still be around teamspeaks hanging out but for now I'm done with asylum, probably will come back when some real gangs start up and gang life kicks off again, I love you all even the ones that hate me :))
 

Looks like a cool idea, but I rather drive without license and pay the ticket than take a little test.

Come to Louisiana for crawfish 

Can we actually make that happen please. Dedicated people.