JAY1HP

Sometimes having someone from outside look at things a different way is useful.  

Everyone-  
In addition to the normal goals that we have every month, this month will be slightly different.  I have hired @Poseidon to look through the Asylum code and work on (mainly) performance.  Many of you may know him as the former owner/developer of Olympus.  
I've agreed to pay him for two weeks initially, but as the Community Goal amount increases for the month - so will the chance that will be able to keep him on longer as he makes improvements.  Here is your chance to directly impact server performance here at Asylum by donating money to that effort.  Hopefully we'll not only be done with the BE kicks, but also have much better server performance going forward very soon.  
Also, if we hit tier 3 (or higher) during the month of July I will go ahead and unlock that now instead of waiting until August.  So there are two great reasons to donate to the Community Goals for this month.  
Thanks,  
Bamf

"Asylum is dying." 
"Got revived without my gun again!"
"Orca is hovering overhead!!! QUICK LOOK AT YOU MAP!"
"King Identities doesn't cheat, I know what a cheater looks like"
"Hannibal/Slipshod/Perry IS A GOD"
"Selling monthly meth pass for 150k"
"Fuck clint's methpass, take mine for 125k - H3nky"
"They duped dogmeat, and they still play here"
"Do you mind if we check methlab? - APD officer" 
"You guys are such pussies, who uses grenades and ifrits at cartels?!"

can we get some more cops on server 3? bad blood keep doing the fed and prison over and over.
also if anyone still has that script to spam into the servers, let me know, lirik keeps playing on asylum and i have to wait 30 minutes to get in.

Is this a Bohemia bug?

almost made me reinstall arma

almost made me reinstall arma

You're insane Lorax, first time seeing this

We first found rightaboveyou97 when he was a Constable in the APD. Lex and I kidnapped him and turned him to our ways. (also told him to drop the 97 because it was kinda gay tbhaych)
Tunnel Snakes formed him into the toxic and racist player that he was known for, I'm glad we found him.
A few blacklistings and gangs later, we finally have to say goodbye to R1ght.
o7

https://www.gofundme.com/help-smarty-get-off-hughesnet
 
@Smarty

I'd give you a chance <3. Only because you were gonna give me a chance in Synergy.

Literally not a single cartel gang plays on Asylum anymore and you decide to buff cops and add skins. Gangs bring banks, feds, prisons, drug running, and competition on the server that people want to log on for. 

People still spend money for crates for this game ? HAHA

Whats on the list that is actually content that people may be waiting for ? Not trying to be an asshole, i think the majority of people are looking for something new in game other than skins.
 
All of this was suggested before November 9th and October 2nd, more than 5 months back and everyone liked it ???? why was it not added back then ? 

FUCKING
TELL
EM
JAY
 
oh that's old af

I mean if you guys just added back a bit of auto generate, 100k an hour or something what is honestly fucking hurting? Why is stuff always such a minimal amount is it such a big deal for civs to make money? God forbid people to have extra cash and have fun on a game.
god forbid the server be like it was pre 6.0..."It was too op people had too much money..." if i do recall that's when the server was the best and had the most players
Or something along the lines of
Arms Cartel Capped - Even cheaper weaponry
Drug Cartel Capped - Extra payout from drugs as well as no cut
Wongs - Scotch has extra payout as well as no cut
X Gang held cartel for 1 hour 23 minutes, , 123k a restart , gang holds cartel all day = everyone is happy...i guarantee if there was some kind of money per minute and rewarded you for keeping the cartel capped as well as paying for the drugs ran we wouldn't be having this conversation..it always seems nothing ever pays enough, the devs think everything is fine, admins want to speak up but it wont matter, players always feel nothing pays enough, im sorry but if you keep getting the same complaints about something/someone it is most likely true
OR just make it like the above on WEEKENDS ONLY just to test it out, that's called a compromise guys, admins/devs get their way 5 days a week, and the civs get their way on the weekends...it really isn't hard to appease the community guys this isn't rocket science, well i guess for gnashes it is, nothing he doesnt come up with won't be implemented, he hates every idea suggested, he seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed permanently
do you ever hear people complaining about payouts on the other server everyone seems to be favoring lately? nope

I mean if you guys just added back a bit of auto generate, 100k an hour or something what is honestly fucking hurting? Why is stuff always such a minimal amount is it such a big deal for civs to make money? God forbid people to have extra cash and have fun on a game.
god forbid the server be like it was pre 6.0..."It was too op people had too much money..." if i do recall that's when the server was the best and had the most players
Or something along the lines of
Arms Cartel Capped - Even cheaper weaponry
Drug Cartel Capped - Extra payout from drugs as well as no cut
Wongs - Scotch has extra payout as well as no cut
X Gang held cartel for 1 hour 23 minutes, , 123k a restart , gang holds cartel all day = everyone is happy...i guarantee if there was some kind of money per minute and rewarded you for keeping the cartel capped as well as paying for the drugs ran we wouldn't be having this conversation..it always seems nothing ever pays enough, the devs think everything is fine, admins want to speak up but it wont matter, players always feel nothing pays enough, im sorry but if you keep getting the same complaints about something/someone it is most likely true
OR just make it like the above on WEEKENDS ONLY just to test it out, that's called a compromise guys, admins/devs get their way 5 days a week, and the civs get their way on the weekends...it really isn't hard to appease the community guys this isn't rocket science, well i guess for gnashes it is, nothing he doesnt come up with won't be implemented, he hates every idea suggested, he seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed permanently
do you ever hear people complaining about payouts on the other server everyone seems to be favoring lately? nope

"The sounds is not workig for some reason dont know why."  more like "we squealed like little rats so i had to mute the video to avoid embarrassment"

Wow!!! Way to leak his identity you fucker. Now everyone knows who the flash is.

I don't know what drugs you're on, but may i have some?

I won the first 2 games I played and then stopped playing when someone told me that it places you with bots until you reach level 10, dumb game.

Up until level 10 you play bots.. nice job killing bots.. ;-)