KrazyKnight

Well now. Uninvited back to life now?
Is it really tho? Plz don't shit on my dreams bro.

Well now. Uninvited back to life now?
Is it really tho? Plz don't shit on my dreams bro.

That's a sensible comment and request. Unfortunately the player base doesn't see it that way.

Turns out I don't have a Thunderbolt 3 port. Fuck it I'll just buy a good computer 

That's a sensible comment and request. Unfortunately the player base doesn't see it that way.

That's a sensible comment and request. Unfortunately the player base doesn't see it that way.

That's a sensible comment and request. Unfortunately the player base doesn't see it that way.

@Midamaru , Well not that anyone beleives this but again -  I work in a cubicle at a desk doing Software Engineering for IBM.
oh yeah and @Glass of Water what do you think the lady behind me is for
 
I like you so Ill message you the secrets in your inbox
 
Edit: Ill post it in the open since you fucking guys have literally no idea what you are doing. Losing Weight doesn't mean anything when you aren't doing it the right way. You cut corners and its not going to be fun when your kidneys shut down in two years.
 
 
1. Count your calories. 2000 is the diet number but thats at the end of the day, not the start. What I mean by that is you can eat whatever number you feel that you need to as long as you finish the day with under 2000. I eat around 1800-2200 calories a day but I always finish around 1500-1900. That's the science behind losing weight.
 
Now how do you get to that point? It all depends on how you want to go about it.
I don't do cardio unless I have a Mens League or a Tournament coming up. Its fucking boring and I can literally stand and do my work while losing my weight. However if you want to eat more then you probably will need to run.
 
-  Watching what you eat. This obviously makes sense because if you eat crap what do you think you probably will look like? This doesn't mean just go cold turkey one day. You should make better and better choices as you go on. On top of that there's a lot of factors in things that you probably never realized.
 
- The cheese on a burger is roughly 200 calories. Thats around 10% of your calories. You can still have a burger and fries if you want but do the math.
Burger = 300 + 200 (Cheese) +150 (Toppings and condimens) + 140-170 (Bun) = 750 on average.
Fries = 500 usually
 
This totals at 1250 which is bad (even worse at a restaurant. You really shouldnt have a meal that takes up 3/4 of your daily calories. With this being said, you can do the math,
Take the cheese off, -200, swap mayo and bacon for pickles and ketchup, -120, and maybe put it on regular bread if you can, - 70.
This turns your burger into 300 + 30 + 70-100 = 500. 
If you still wanted your fries you are at 1000 and thats perfectly fine.
 
 
2. Sitting in your chair , this is killing your metabolism and lets face it - were getting older. People love to tell you standing is so good for you but they never tell you why. Standing obviously helps your posture, muscles, and the last part no one looks up - is it burns calories. Yes you can burn calories without sweating, in fact if you stand a half an hour for every hour that you work you will burn between 200-300 calories. Thats equivalent to 1.5 - 2.5 miles on a treadmill. You burn around 50-70 calories per hour standing.
I stand for 6 hours so thats around 360 calories burned for me just from that.
 
3. "Fasting". Everyone loves to tell you to fast but they have no fucking idea what they are talking about and try to use fancy words. The plain simple fact is between the last meal of the day and the first meal of the next day you burn fat. The less you have in you, the more you burn. Anything more then 10 calories will break this fasting. An easy way to do fasting is to set times to eat. I eat at 12 and 7 every day. I use my sleep cycle to cheat my way through an extra 8 hours making my fasting period 17 hours. You obviously wont start off at something that high but make baby steps.
 
4. Workout. Again, this is whatever your perogative is but I never intended to lose weight just to be a twig. I wanted to look a certain way and working out not only helped build muscle but added on average 200 calories burned on top of the rest.
 
 
 
TLDR: 
1. "Fasting", Eat at 12 and 7 with a protein shake and a peice of fruit inbetween. Not a drop of anything after, as well as only water for drinks
2. "Standing", Stand for a minimum of 4 hours a day, ideally 6.
3. "Counting", Eat around 1800-2200 calories before counting your deductions. If you eat too little you will gain weight from your body going into a panic state.
4. Any excercise is good for you and will speed up the process. Its not needed, but that would all depend on how long you are willing to wait for gains. Im fine with a half a pound to a pound a week.
5. I can give you a list of what I eat as well if you want. My meals cost $2.50 and taste good.
6. Keep your sugars under 35g and your proteins around 140-180 until you start looking at nutrition in the grocery store.
 
Ive lost over 100 pounds through basketball, and gained back around 40 of it. Over time I lost that 40 doing what I said above
 
 

Some of us know John, aka @bigjohn561, as being a great singer and a fun guy. Some of us know John as someone who is passionate by the Asylum Community. And some of us don't really know John.

But regardless of who or what does, he's been through some tough moments the past few days. Hurricane Harvey devastated a considerable part of Texas and John has been greatly impacted by it.

Fortunately, John and his family are safe. But his home, on the other hand, is not - or, at least, not entirely. He'll need money to repair his house and give his family a decent place to live again.

It has suffered several damage. Some of that on the roof, on the outside, and some of them on the inside.

At the same time, the hurricane has also taken away his mother's work, which was at a local church in his city. His wife, who was also going to start working at the very same church, won't be able to work there anymore.

That and the whole tragedy had led John to expect some financial issues. Nobody could assume mother nature would hit so hard and so suddenly. The entire repair is estimated to be at $7,500.

As someone said before, "at times like this, we set aside our differences and help each other out".

So, if you can help John with any amount, I'm sure he'll be very thankful. Even if we can't reach our goal completely, I'm sure this would provide John some great help.

Good luck, my friend John! Let's all spread the word.

Click here if you wish to donate any possible amount: https://fundrazr.com/helpbigjohn
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• Special thanks to @Midamaru for helping me develop this idea
• Any amount goes straight into @bigjohn561's PayPal account. If you'd like to confirm it, please send him a private message on the forums or Steam
• Please let us know if you have any questions or concerns. Me or @Midamaru will gladly answer them

someone blew up my jet with a vest after i landed

and then 30 seconds later...
 

I'm gonna have some inactivity. Idk how long, but I'm posting here just in case. Being forced to evacuate my house. 
Storm is gonna flood the fuck outta my house so it's probably gonna take a bit to get my setup back looking sharp.
Anyhow, idk when I'll be back but hopefully soon. (Also this from my phone. Im evacuating in 1hr I woke up 5 mins ago.)
 
Oh, and @Sandwich I'll still watch ur streams even if I am swimming while I do it 
 
UPDATE: I'm home!

One other thing from today that was added:  
View the Asylum Most Wanted list here.  This list contains the most wanted players who have played in the last week.  

@Clint Beastwood @DarkKnight @Maxime @Morgan Lacerda @2legit @Mr. Brown @dillj @Jafar Ragnar/Reckless  @Bread @Bob Logger
 
 
Sorry for anyone I didn't tag - I couldn't remember who else was in the lobby with us!
 
 
Congrats on CoP @Clint Beastwood
 

Of course @KrazyKnight

RIP

Money cap is one of those grind elements that needs to go asap @bamf