[whatcha doin there buddy?]

So Paratus wasn't the only one to miss release dates? good to know. 

[Mason abuses his admin]

On 7/14/2019 at 11:41 PM, Dust Runner said:

Oh god this loser is back????!?

smh

/s

[Mason abuses his admin]

Admin Armor..clearly.

[Thanks for everything]

Bamf....The amount of time and dedication you put into this community is astounding. If anyone deserves to retire, its you. Could always count on you when something needed to happen, whether it was when we were in Innovative, as an admin, a CM or even as the owner.

Admin-wise, when you joined the team, and then introduced us to splunk, that was a gamechanger that not only helped us do our jobs 100x more efficiently. Having been an Admin pre-Splunk, there is not many who understand how much having that improved our lives and jobs.

 

Thank you for everything you did for this awesome, and "sometimes" ungrateful community. I'm sure you had the urge to just up and leave many times, as most of us have had or done.

 

o7

 

 

[*FSA IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT*]

hmmmmmm

[state of asylum]

Selling Unlocks for $100 USD

[Hello Asylum]

Just now, JaxxonMurphy said:

You can always try to talk your way down though.. a good story is always better than It was self defense.

^^^ THIS!!!!

a long time ago I talked myself down from my bounty (I think it was around 1.2m) to the cost of the fuel used in the hunter to chase me down which ended up being like $75. Lets just say the constables weren't too happy with that captains decision. haha no payday for them.

[A Topic Worth Discussing - Money Cap]

Necro

 

locked

[hey kbw]

Just now, Fidel C4str0 said:

woah really? didn't know paratus isn't responsible for what asylum is today.

sar·casm

ˈsärˌkazəm/

noun

 

1. the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

[hey kbw]

Just now, explicit said:

thanks man you've done more on the forums in the past day than @Paratushas in the past two years

 

*three...kappa but not really

[It's my birthday]

Just now, Clint Beastwood said:

 

So toxic 

[Asylum or Olympus? Asylum is scary :(]

Just now, swatguy17 said:

If you continue, I will be charging you for disobeying.

ok, sorry mom

[Asylum or Olympus? Asylum is scary :(]

Just now, Mayhem said:

Butt* if you’re gonna say something like that, it has to be spelled correctly kind sir

neck urself kid ok no more being toxic, i'm done

[Asylum or Olympus? Asylum is scary :(]

Just now, Mayhem said:

That’s not very Canadian of you. Say you’re sorry!

Take this sorry and shove it up ur but, guy.

[Asylum or Olympus? Asylum is scary :(]

Just now, Glass of Water said:

 

says you bud

hey fuck you buddy

[Asylum or Olympus? Asylum is scary :(]

neck tattoo..this kids going far in life. lol

[Asylum King of the Hill]

6 hours ago, massi said:

honestly a CQC server would get so many players

 

can you make it happen mr community manager @HapHazard

not a CM

[Text messaging "hands up or die"]

Just now, Tyler said:

God old school you just used to have to send a text saying you're dead or something like than and then shoot them as soon as you sent it right @HapHazard?

i tended to give them at least 1-2 seconds before killing. hahaha

[Text messaging "hands up or die"]

Just now, 7th Ward Charizard said:

fuck Cox for banning me and then going afk for 6 months. fucking cocksucker 

6 months? lol. you mean the last 3 years?

[Text messaging "hands up or die"]

Hands up or die has always been a thing, Here's a screen shot of my wonderful 2014 initiation techniques as proof, note the lack of "or die". Its been around for as long as the servers have been around. Good luck trying to change that. lol

 

 

Spoiler, he got Deaded

[Appropiate Gang names (Opinion)]

You wanna RP as ISIS, do so on another set of servers, not Asylum's. Locking thread.

[Derp]

uhhh...No....Locking thread. There's a line, it stops before ISIS.

Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

[What could be partially causing mass kicks/server lag]

Just now, Sean That Irish Guy said:

Is this supposed to be a high five? Or.........

 

for me it’s a high five. Thanks. 

[What could be partially causing mass kicks/server lag]

I have hidden several OT posts. OP requested that people stay on topic. Failure to do so resulted in your posts being hid. 

 

Thanks

[What could be partially causing mass kicks/server lag]

Just now, Steve said:

 

Please keep the thread clean we could use this to think of ideas or theories as to where the lag/mass kicks stems from in regards to the servers. bare in mind while reading, these are ideas, not facts.

 

^^^^^