massi

I feel like its becoming a meme to just tag me in the recruitment posts.
 
I want to get angry, but this is what the taxi life has brought me. I am a changed man these days, offroads only, I sware.

How the fuck am I on mod queue and Krypton isn't? 

Obviously, Krypton hasn't been keeping up with Heavy Breathing's montages if he thinks Envy is the best gang

Make it so when a bounty hunter tries to arrest someone, it sends them to jail instead and unrestrains the fugitive and gives the fugitive the money for their bounty. It’s only fair to the rebels trying to make montages. 

I lost it at that last clip "IS THERE ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE IN THIS CHANNEL" 

I lost it at that last clip "IS THERE ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE IN THIS CHANNEL" 

I lost it at that last clip "IS THERE ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE IN THIS CHANNEL" 

I lost it at that last clip "IS THERE ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE IN THIS CHANNEL" 

I lost it at that last clip "IS THERE ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE IN THIS CHANNEL" 

I lost it at that last clip "IS THERE ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE IN THIS CHANNEL" 

Sorry for the delay! Here are the statistics for the Asylum Gang Wars VII. These Stats cover Kills, Wins, and Game Info. Enjoy and Congratulations to the Gang Wars 7 Winner's Explicit!
Thank @Roice @Boris @BaDaBiNg_10-8 and the Rest of the Staff for there help organizing Gang War VII!
Asylum Gang Wars VII Stats.       -Stats contain every kill regardless of revives     -DNP = did not parcipate     -Armor VS. Armor counts as a kill!     -MVP of each round = Blue               APD VS. Free Syrian Army 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Alec 1 0 -   KrazyKnight 1 0 -   Innate DNP DNP -   Nightfury 0 3 -   Zaka 1 3 -   K1NG 0 2 -   Smee 0 1 -   Envy 1 2 -   Tommy 1 0 -   Tony DNP DNP -   KAZEM DNP DNP -   Morality 1 2 -   Nv | Azeh 3 1 -   Nv | Adam 0 2 -   Nv | Irish 5 0 -             Rafael 0 0 -   Tarro 0 0 -   •ÐŠ• Russell 0 0 -   Blake 1 0 -   Daddy dimz 0 0 -   •ÐŠ•Randy 0 0 -   JackH 2 1 -   Sasso 0 1 -   Jathansapus 1 1 -   Alex Longmire DNP DNP -   Hunter 0 0 -   Donutkiller 0 0 -   Msgt.Hunt DNP DNP -   Bazzajack DNP DNP -   Penguin_ 0 0 -             Drunk Squad VS. Beached Whales 2-1     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Billy 0 1 0   Dank 2 0 0   Mason 1 1 3   Chipotle 0 0 2   Voni 2 1 0   Dillion 1 1 0   Maaqs 0 0 0   Luke 0 1 2   Buck 2 0 0   Alexy 0 0 2   Gregg 0 0 1   Tacozz DNP DNP DNP   Kal-el DNP DNP DNP   J9 1 0 0   Logan DNP DNP DNP             Tricks 4 5 1   Ades 1 3 1   Lucien 1 1 1   Toxic 0 2 1   Batcan 0 0 1   Gravl DNP DNP DNP   Abdul 0 1 1   Tropical 0 0 1   Rake 1 0 0   Options DNP DNP DNP   Poil DNP DNP DNP   PlayToy 0 1 2   Nino DNP DNP DNP   Koi 1 0 0             Recursion VS. Prime 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   STRATEGO 0 1 -   PROBE 1 0 -   JR4LYFE 0 0 -   SLADE DNP DNP -   MOOSE 0 2 -   DEVMAN 0 2 -   EDUARDO 0 0 -   Casper 0 0 -   SLIICK 0 2 -   Sikorsky 1 1 -   Quenton 1 2 -   HUAN LEE 0 0 -   Jim DNP DNP -   Pariah 0 2 -             Tiger 2 0 -   Robin 0 4 -   Oskarr 2 2 -   Thor 0 0 -   Nomadox 2 0 -   Mur 2 1 -   CRH 2 1 -   Proud 0 0 -   Luker 1 1 -   Pablo DNP DNP -   Derek 2 2 -   cHROME 1 2 -   Dog 0 0 -   Sanders DNP DNP -   Troublesome DNP DNP -             Explicit VS. Jeep Guild 2-0     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   RikuQ 2 0 -   Elements 0 0 -   Connor Mcgregor 0 2 -   Promethus 2 2 -   3Rip 1 3 -   Jimmy 1 0 -   Dandy 0 1 -   Winchester 1 1 -   TRYHARD 2 2 -   Jaconite 0 0 -   Jim DNP DNP -   Arms DNP DNP -   Zurph 2 1 -   Apex 3 0 -   Skrood DNP DNP -             Ved 1 0 -   Walt 0 1 -   Revenant 0 0 -   Google 1 1 -   Mycri 0 0 -   Energy 0 1 -   Sin 1 0 -   Mason Statham 0 0 -   Goofy 0 0 -   Broke 1 0 -   Borax 1 1 -   Tyler DNP DNP -   Noobious DNP DNP -   Erik DNP DNP -   Ernie 0 1 -             Drunk Squad VS. Dead Again 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Billy 0 0 -   Dank 0 0 -   Mason 0 0 -   Chipotle 0 1 -   Voni 0 0 -   Dillion 1 0 -   Maaqs 0 1 -   Luke 0 0 -   Buck 2 0 -   Alexy 0 0 -   Gregg 0 0 -   Tacozz DNP DNP -   Kal-el DNP DNP -   J9 0 1 -   Logan DNP DNP -             William 1 1 -   BDJ 1 2 -   Jaster 0 0 -   UC 0 0 -   Swervy 0 1 -   Carstensen 2 3 -   armZ 0 3 -   Cruched 0 0 -   Xeltini 2 0 -   Rolls Royce 0 2 -   White 2 1 -   Madhead 3 1 -   Due to Rosters being Hidden from Forums I'm unable to put those who DNP                 Daddy's Darling VS. Free Syrian Army 2-0     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Marzoh 1 0 -   Chesta 2 1 -   Chico 0 4 -   Tyrese 1 0 -   Cbakes 1 3 -   Goyney 0 0 -   Sk7 2 0 -   Dally 0 2 -   JaeJae 3 2 -   Thero 1 0 -   Blackblade 1 0 -   Woo 0 0 -   Squritle DNP DNP -   Operator John DNP DNP -   Xehons DNP DNP -             Alec 0 1 -   KrazyKnight DNP DNP -   Innate 1 0 -   Nightfury DNP DNP -   Zaka 0 0 -   K1NG 2 2 -   Smee 1 4 -   Envy 1 0 -   Tommy 0 0 -   Tony DNP DNP -   KAZEM 0 3 -   Morality 0 0 -   Nv | Azeh 0 0 -   Nv | Adam 0 1     Nv | Irish 0 2               Dead Again VS. Prime 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   William 0 0 -   BDJ 0 0 -   Jaster 0 0 -   UC 1 0 -   Swervy 1 0 -   Carstensen 0 2 -   armZ 0 2 -   Cruched 0 1 -   Xeltini 1 1 -   Rolls Royce 0 0 -   White 0 1 -   EU > NA???   2 -   Madhead 0 3 -             Tiger 5 1 -   Robin 0 0 -   Oskarr 0 1 -   Thor 0 1 -   Nomadox 2 1 -   Mur 0 1 -   CRH 0 0 -   Proud 1 0 -   Luker 0 3 -   Pablo 3 1 -   Derek 1 1 -   cHROME 1 2 -   Dog DNP DNP -   enqui DNP DNP -   - - - -             Daddy's Darling VS. Explicit 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Marzoh 2 0 -   Chesta 1 0 -   Chico 0 0 -   Tyrese 0 1 -   Cbakes 0 1 -   Goyney 1 0 -   Sk7 0 0 -   Dally 2 0 -   JaeJae 1 1 -   Thero 0 1 -   Blackblade 0 0 -   Woo 1 0 -   Squritle DNP DNP -   Operator John DNP DNP -   Xehons DNP DNP -             RikuQ 1 0 -   Elements 1 1 -   Connor Mcgregor 1 1 -   Promethus 0 1 -   3Rip 2 1 -   Jimmy 0 0 -   Dandy 1 1 -   Winchester 0 1 -   TRYHARD 1 3 -   Jaconite 6 2 -   Jim DNP DNP -   Arms DNP DNP -   Zurph 1 0 -   Apex 0 1 -   Skrood DNP DNP -             Explicit VS. Prime 3-0     RikuQ 2 0 1   Elements 0 4 2   Connor Mcgregor 1 1 2   Promethus 1 DNP DNP   3Rip 1 0 1   Jimmy 0 1 1   Dandy 3 0 1   Winchester 0 0 1   TRYHARD 1 4 0   Jaconite 2 0 1   Jim DNP 1 1   Arms DNP 1 0   Zurph 1 0 0   Apex 1 0 0   Skrood DNP DNP DNP             Tiger 0 0 1   Robin 0 DNP DNP   Oskarr 0 2 2   Thor 0 DNP DNP   Nomadox 0 2 2   Mur 0 0 1   CRH 0 0 1   Proud 0 0 1   Luker 0 0 2   Pablo 4 1 0   Derek 0 1 0   cHROME 0 0 0   Dog DNP 0 0   enqui DNP 1 1   - - - -             Top 5 Kills: Gang Wars VII     Rank: Player: # of Kills:     [1] TRYHARD 13     [2] Jaconite 10       Tricks 10     [4] Tiger 9 *Oskar 9     Pablo 9       Noma 9       3Rip 9               Synopsis of The Asylum Gang Wars VII     Game 1: Defending: Attacking: Result:   Round 1 OG APD FSA FSA Win   Round 2 OG FSA APD FSA Win             Game 2: Defending: Attacking: Result:   Round 1 OG DS Beached Whales DS Win   Round 2 OG Beached Whales DS BW Win   Round 3 Church Beached Whales DS DS Win             Game 3: Defending: Attacking: Result:   Round 1 Church Prime Recursion Prime Win   Round 2 Church Recursion Prime Prime Win             Game 4: Defending: Attacking: Result:   Round 1 OG Explicit Jeep Guild Explicit Win   Round 2 OG Jeep Guild Explicit Explicit Win             Game 5: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG Dead Again DS Dead Again Win   Round 2 OG DS Dead Again Dead Again Win             Game 6: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG FSA Daddy's Darlings DD's Win   Round 2 OG Daddy's Darlings FSA DD's Win             Game 7 Semi Finals: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG Dead Again Prime Prime Win   Round 2 OG Prime Dead Again Prime Win             Game 8 Semi Finals: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG Daddy's Darlings Explicit Explicit Win   Round 2 OG Explicit Daddy's Darlings Explicit Win             Game 9 Finals: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG Explicit Prime Explicit Win   Round 2 OG Prime Explicit Explicit Win   Round 3 OG Explicit Prime Explicit Win             The Asylum Gang Wars VII Champion: Explicit     The Asylum Gang Wars VII MVP: @TRYHARD     Created By: @Walt     Thanks @Zoex For The Stream/ VOD Link: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/385502958 Published by Google Sheets–Report Abuse–Updated automatically every 5 minutes https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQj_z_YiBKF_gjiJAz3uswoYA9p8V5lPlUMaf1MoV6W-EzNt5Jla2n_iXUeGoMb1p475KNwMu40_2Ku/pubhtml

I lost it at that last clip "IS THERE ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE IN THIS CHANNEL" 

P.S Please don't take it down again, cheers

This thread is for the sole purpose of talking about our beloved Cory B.
NO HATE OR MEMES PLEASE THIS IS A SERIOUS POST >:(
(banter allowed (only about corys chin tho))

With the recent bans I dont expect much fights so I put together what I had enjoy
 

You can report people who block spawns. It's exploiting. 

“Why do you want to join Envy? I would like to join a realistic military simulation gang.”
ROFL

I will make a Asian Gang to control Asylum

fuck u and ur big fish 

In game name: PFC Jake Age:
Location/Time zone? EST Do you have a Mic and access to TS? Yes How much money do you have? 4 mil What are your previous gangs? 45th Infantry Division How much hours have you played on Asylum/ARMA (screenshot)?  
Why do you want to join Envy? I would like to join a realistic military simulation gang Anyone in the gang that can vouch for you? @Sugarfoot.

Well guess i'll make one of these ,
Well most of the people i got to know over the past few years already know what's going on, pretty much getting surgery done on my right arm wednesday and the recovery time after surgery is 3-6 months.. so i won't be able to play anymore for that time being but i will try to get back though anyways it's been fun seeing the servers more populated again still the crashes oof .. xD i blame gnashes 100% btw
@bballmajic @Henry Facesmasher @Hank3 
You mofo's better still play when my arm gets better though ready to do some more meth XD
@Defragments @Raza @Hugo Stiglitz @Virrx
And everyone from imperium it's been fun so far stop playing apex legends though for real <.< and virxx i hope they add a BH shop in therisa before you buy a house there and fill it with 30 po7's 300 zipties and 300 redgul... smh some gangs don't learn 

@Bazzajack @Russell* @KrazyKnight @Gregg @WolfLeader 

Was fun having you guys chase me around getting speedbombed and shit xD spent my last money sui vesting bazza, russel i was in prison for 8 minutes before nv broke me out so HAH , wolf stop being so fucking nice so i don't feel bad shooting you , krazy i will 50 cal you again some day , and gregg thanks for being cool and giving me a way reduced ticket because of what's going on even though i didn't accept it i appreciated the thought
i know there's alot more people i should tag alot of ppl that made asylum fun and worth sticking around for throughout all the server crashes but i can't tag anymore ppl because broken forums and game is broken 
Well this is the end result of my going away weekend hanging with my friends burning my money blowing my ifrits with speed bombs lol Hopefully see you guys again soon.
 

am i the only triggered that he just left that guy in restraints???? wtf are you doing

am i the only triggered that he just left that guy in restraints???? wtf are you doing