Maaqs

Bonus points if you DPI glitch away  

We tend to steal a lot of bounties from the APD, doesnt matter if theres 2 cops or 10 cops, this simple trick works most of the time
 

If you dont take the time to embed the link, you are not really sorry!

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STATUS ACCESS VIOLATION

Look pals, I AM A CAREER COP!
So when I hop on civ, don't be criticizing me!
 

I was just chillin' as DS took drug cartel, when Ethereal whips up to defend Wong's.
Yes I understand I was fully geared against four SDAR bangers, BUT STILL!
Let me know what you guys think  
(P.S; Luv ya @PeytonCx @Bear 2.0 @Shaq Daddy & Other Ethereal Plebs  )
 

I have encountered this problem in the past and been told "we don't ban for that" but just to clarify; putting your back to a wall to 3rd behind it/your surroundings is ACCEPTABLE in Asylum.
https://gyazo.com/6a1e5896f55e636ad2c747d1dd549da2
Also, what about peering through floors to see the floor below you as you see Azeh here with his weapon through the floor.
https://gyazo.com/3ef750fdfca4cbbb94156ad87620e430

When the meme of the day is VR suits and akms we dont leave a man behind
 

come to air hq, give me a backpack and i will fill it for 30k
 
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Thats why we play EU time, there might only be 17-25 people on the server, but you wont get disconnected

What do you mean?
You still have pilot coveralls.
You can still wear a tac vest.
I spent $120 to get pilot coveralls, and I LOVE this change, so do the vast majority of cartel players.

Damn that ninja edit <3 Love you Bamf

No need to limit the amount of caps per restart, if anything just make the delay longer between caps

February is coming to an end, so as Maxime's APD career. So I decided to bring some small compilation of his fails.

As it stands, the best piece of clothing in the game (the white VR suit) is plagued with bugs. To wear it, you need to click on it in the shop, wait for it to vanish on you, select another piece of clothing, and then click back on the VR suit. Getting kicked/soft-logging/and even dying cause you to lose your VR suit. Even if you are revived, you still lose the VR suit.
I just want to glow like a flashlight everywhere I go 
 

As it stands, the best piece of clothing in the game (the white VR suit) is plagued with bugs. To wear it, you need to click on it in the shop, wait for it to vanish on you, select another piece of clothing, and then click back on the VR suit. Getting kicked/soft-logging/and even dying cause you to lose your VR suit. Even if you are revived, you still lose the VR suit.
I just want to glow like a flashlight everywhere I go 
 

As it stands, the best piece of clothing in the game (the white VR suit) is plagued with bugs. To wear it, you need to click on it in the shop, wait for it to vanish on you, select another piece of clothing, and then click back on the VR suit. Getting kicked/soft-logging/and even dying cause you to lose your VR suit. Even if you are revived, you still lose the VR suit.
I just want to glow like a flashlight everywhere I go 
 

+1 please fix the VR suit so I save all my mags/grenades  

As it stands, the best piece of clothing in the game (the white VR suit) is plagued with bugs. To wear it, you need to click on it in the shop, wait for it to vanish on you, select another piece of clothing, and then click back on the VR suit. Getting kicked/soft-logging/and even dying cause you to lose your VR suit. Even if you are revived, you still lose the VR suit.
I just want to glow like a flashlight everywhere I go 
 

This isn't new, but I thought since I have started posted recently to put it up on the forums, check it out if you want  
Thanks @Legendary Cifunds for Orca backflip footage
 
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