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  1. Tyler liked a post in a topic by Bandit in Overwatch   
    People still play Overwatch?
  2. Blake. liked a post in a topic by Bandit in Overwatch   
    People still play Overwatch?
  3. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Bag Of Funyuns in New Kavala Square Idea   
    Thank you Mr @Lucien for the idea #LLMNL
  4. Bandit liked a post in a topic by GravL in cop age   
    I don’t play anymore so go ahead and blacklist me 
    been a cop since I was 14, was Corp at 16, lied about my age multiple times and even forged a birth certificate. (Sorry @DarkKnight)According to the APD I’m 20 about to be 21 but nah I’m 18 🤷‍♂️

    its been fun asylum
    really played y’all tho
  5. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Mitch (IFRIT) in DM Test Server is active   
    Identity* 
  6. Bandit liked a post in a topic by william in cop age   
    be honest how many of you have been cops since u was like 14 and now ur like 20 but ur cop age is now like 26
  7. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Master27411 in Excess honor   
    Been talking to a few people and we wonder if there is anyway there could be something done with the excess honor we have. I’m up for all suggestions.
  8. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Seán That Irish Guy in The Retards Were Correct   
    Arma 3 was released in 2013. 
    Its 2021 and people are still cheating on a ROLEPLAY SERVER....
  9. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Mitch (IFRIT) in What made you come to love Asylum   
    Ah yes. 
    This is coming from the guy who can't act in the least bit reasonable on the server. This is the guy who has 10 pounds of freedom on the internet. And out of everything he could possibly do. The fun times he could make and have, he decided to spam some racist shit on the server. To top it all off he comes to the forums in an attempt to create a divide or at least some piss poor drama.
    In a wicked turn of events not a single person jumped on your wagon. Not a single person seemed to agree with you. 
    You keep doing you. But you won't be doing it here. Since everyone around here is jackasses in your book, and it's a shit server. I have ensured that you will never be faced with the opportunity to join it again. It seems like such a temptation and a drag for you to join the server. Only to hate that very thing. 
    It's sad that you couldn't find the joy or happiness that hundreds others have found here each and everyday. It's a shame that you don't reap the hard work of the devs and staff around here. 
    I would remove your account from the forums all together, but I figure I will just let you look on at the things you are missing. We'll take your tongue though and you won't be able to post your edgy messages.  It's my understanding that you aren't able to speak in these ways in life thus why you come here to do so. 
    I heard Facebook is looking for moderators, apply there.
  10. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Rafael in ****APD Policy Update 1/12/2021****   
    EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
    OYSTERS:
    Oyster gathering has been added and charges shall be added as applicable:
    Possession of Oysters if suspect has fresh or cooked oysters
    Possession of Fried Oysters if suspect has fried oysters
    If a civilian has both fried oysters and cooked/fresh oysters only charge the suspect with Possession of Fried Oysters.
    CIVILIAN STRIDER:
    Civilians may now purchase and use striders.
    They are an illegal vehicle and shall be seized.
    The driver shall be charged with Driving an Illegal Vehicle.
    SHIPPING ROBBERY:
    If the Shipping Robbery Vehicle has been spawned in for 3 minutes without rebels leaving the designated chop shop red zone any APD Officer may enter the driver seat of the vehicle and attempt to drive it to a safe location where a 1 minute all clear must be observed prior to seizing.
     
    If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact a Captain. Hope everyone is having a great start to 2021! Oorah!
       - The Captains
  11. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Keneith in Changelog - Early January   
    Cop ifrits should be claimable, and the other armored vehicles they use
  12. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Mitch (IFRIT) in Ignition bomb suggestion   
    Car turns on, random farmersville member dies, House explodes, kavala wins.
  13. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Bilal Battu in Changelog - Post-Christmas   
    If you log out with your NVGs on you will log back in without NVGs. 
    @Gen. Henry Arnold full screen NVGs are a great feature but needs work
    @Azeh please fix this feature
  14. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Good Lub in Prison Let out   
    there should be a thing that if cops fall in the prison all the prisoners can start shanking them without a cooldown.This will also be better for roleplay
  15. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Sentinel in Smash & grabs   
    the event is meant to be challenging, not a roblox tycoon. The purpose of the Federal reserve is to be an end game event where groups of rebels fight the APD for that delicious mullah. Not about grabbing some gold bars and hoping the cops are too busy to arrive immediately.
    The event should have a evidence lockup style disable systems before domes could be broken into. something around 4-5 minutes should allow for the federal reserve to become what it is supposed to be.
  16. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Mitch (IFRIT) in End of the year Loot Crate Coupon   
    Greetings all,
    I hope you are all enjoying your holiday season. I wanted to get this coupon out sooner but this week has absolutely kicked my ass. 
    Until the 30th, you can use the coupon code NotCadetCopa to save 15% on your loot crate purchases. I appreciate the continued support by those within the community. 
    If you have any questions please let me know!
    Mitch
  17. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Gen. Henry Arnold in APD Suggestions/Ideas   
    No, its been reworked already and is intended for large groups with the largest reward of any federal event.

    If you haven't seen more than one in over 6 months you need to play more
  18. Bandit liked a post in a topic by ... in The Altis Police Department is broken.   
    Actual APD problems and solutions:
    Cadets learn degenerate policing practices from Constables through strict half-ticketing, insta-seizing, and lack of roleplay. Only "higher-ups" should be able to take on cadets. Activity for higher-ups should be on a weekly basis with exceptions due to extenuating circumstances to prevent that end-of-month rush Interviews/Ride-alongs should be scheduled. To disincentive officers offering lower tickets, payouts should be of the full amount (pre-ticket) Lack of incentive to protect civs in large populated towns due to too much federal event spam and inability to gain control of situations. Decrease federal event spam and increase fire-power of officers (Constable Carrier-lights for example).
  19. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Ryan. in Horns??? Really???   
    horns fun beep beep lol 
  20. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Mitch (IFRIT) in Yeah his stream sucked big yikes ^   
    Deleted, money removed.
  21. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Fried Rice in Need Of A New Policy   
    You can see Alex moving someone to senior chamber 1, and in the other one you can see Mr Chow kicked for being AFK. Hes just living up to his name is all.
  22. Bandit liked a post in a topic by bbgreg17 in Weapon Debate   
    Spar16s because it pisses @Master27411 off 🙂
  23. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Rogue in Need Of A New Policy   
    Never any higher ups on...

    @salty.connor

  24. Bandit liked a post in a topic by Bag Of Funyuns in Need Of A New Policy   
    please don't lock this thread, this shit is comedy.
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