Buckwalter Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Asylum's favorite Canadian, @HapHazard (that's right Paratus, I said it) retired today. Hap was Asylum's longest standing admin to date. He's spent countless hours working to improve and maintain the community. He's probably locked more threads than most of us have read. He's always been an affable and reasonable guy to deal with, he's always been fair-minded and seemingly immune to the pettiness and caprice that too often characterize interactions with internet authority figures. Hap is truly one of the good ones so let's send him off right with fond memories, cherished threads that he locked, and whatever else you feel like including. I'll start things off with the fact that Hap is currently the subject of Asylum's only, longstanding portmanteau: the haplock. @Kowalski made this excellent video which sums up the origin of the term. And even after all these years his post history hasn't changed much Aside from Hap's fondness for locking threads, he also holds the record for either the best or worst jet landing in Asylum history, managing to basically ram into a pile of garbage, Jigawatt's helicopter, and the ground, yet he still managed to survive. He's also super Canadian. By searching for "Maple Syrup" in discord, Haphazard's name pops up more than a dozen times, including at least two stories about an $18,000,000 maple syrup heist. Anyway, Hap, it's been an absolutely pleasure buddy. All the best. o7 explicit, Zoex, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz and 32 others like this Link to comment
Scott Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Who will lock all the retarded posts now? Sergey Shoygu, Xehons, Squirtle and 4 others like this Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Grimes Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Well shit. Buckwalter, HapHazard, Noble and 1 other like this Link to comment
Trilligy Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Only person I know who left to get a ethernet cable and came back with a new truck. T.T Clint Beastwood, Mike Stmria, Zoex and 14 others like this Link to comment
Scott Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, Trilligy said: Only person I know who left to get a ethernet cable and came back with a new truck. T.T ooh but what kind of truck @HapHazard Professor Pericles and heater like this Link to comment
heater Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 lmfao this was funny af good shit. Link to comment
HapHazard Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Scott said: Who will lock all the retarded posts now? Don't worry, i didn't turn in my Lock. haha Scott and Buckwalter like this Link to comment
Axe Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Just now, HapHazard said: Don't worry, i didn't turn in my Lock. haha Lock is capitalized God is capitalized in the bible Lock = God Confirmed Professor Pericles likes this Link to comment
Emma Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) I'm surprised he hasn't Locked this yet... That'd be his final farewell Edited March 15, 2017 by Patrick James Changed locked to Locked as per Axe Axe and Buckwalter like this Link to comment
KevinOB Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Thanks for everything Buckwalter likes this Link to comment
Lorax Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Just now, Patrick James said: I'm surprised he hasn't Locked this yet... That'd be his final farewell If we derail this thread he'll have to lock it! Link to comment
Buckwalter Posted March 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Just now, Lorax said: If we derail this thread he'll have to lock it! haha after everyone says their goodbyes you can force Hap to lock it. But give it a couple of days first please. Link to comment
Axe Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Spoiler SO WHOSE THE BEST GANG ON ASYLUM? ALSO APD NEEDS 9.3MM BECAUSE REBEL OP. ALSO ADMIN ABOOSE. BANNED FOR NO REASON. SPAWNING IN GEAR DESTROY BOUNTY HUNTER. REMOVE CSAT SCRIPT. DEVS ARE SHIT This should get it Locked Buckwalter and Emma like this Link to comment
Mr Smirnoff Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 @HapHazard is a legend! He was even back when I became an admin! @Buckwalter this would go perfectly with shooting stars meme Flameless, Buckwalter, BlackShot and 2 others like this Link to comment
Axe Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 37 minutes ago, Buckwalter said: portmanteau Also... What a fucking word. Buckwalter literally best wordsmith NA. Curse your better understanding of the English langauge. HapHazard likes this Link to comment
HapHazard Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Axe said: Also... What a fucking word. Buckwalter literally best wordsmith NA. Curse your better understanding of the English langauge. The amount of words we had to look up when Buckwalter would post something in Admin chat to figure out what he meant is way too high. lol BaDaBiNg_10-8, Professor Pericles, BlackShot and 4 others like this Link to comment
Axe Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 And that post history is misleading and photoshopped. @Buckwalter is fake news. This can't be trusted. He's the failing Asylum Times This must all be fake. We're being pranked Buckwalter likes this Link to comment
TheRealLethal Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 thanks for vacating an admin spot for me hap. When do i get debug console? (in all seriousness, thanks for putting up with the developmentally disabled asylum community for so long) explicit, Heidelberg, Zoex and 3 others like this Link to comment
Buckwalter Posted March 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Axe said: And that post history is misleading and photoshopped. @Buckwalter is fake news. This can't be trusted. He's the failing Asylum Times This must all be fake. We're being pranked To be clear, that's not his raw post history, I just searched for "locked" by author "Haphazard." haha so I'm a little bit fake news but it got the point across didn't it? HapHazard likes this Link to comment
Mitch (IFRIT) Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Thanks Hap! Im just south of you up there. have a great time with this new found free time. Link to comment
Mitch (IFRIT) Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Not my video, but found this gold on the tube. HapHazard, Noble, Buckwalter and 1 other like this Link to comment
HapHazard Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 @(IFRIT)Mitch That's a blast from the past, good times, I still remember this chase tbh. lol Link to comment
Mitch (IFRIT) Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Just now, HapHazard said: @(IFRIT)Mitch That's a blast from the past, good times, I still remember this chase tbh. lol You're known to be the voice of reason! The part that made me chuckle is when you asked if he was alone in his heli. Link to comment
Axe Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 13 minutes ago, (IFRIT)Mitch said: Not my video, but found this gold on the tube. Mr Killaalot Wasn't that the guy DDOSing the servers when he got caught? Something like that. Im not crazy right? Mitch (IFRIT) likes this Link to comment
Mitch (IFRIT) Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 hour ago, HapHazard said: Don't worry, i didn't turn in my Lock. haha Just now, massi said: No more haplocks? Link to comment
Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Take care Hap, I remember running into you as a BH when we captured you at Rebel outpost and chopped your Orca. You were super chill then and a good example of how I wish most people interacted with each other on Asylum. Buckwalter likes this Link to comment
HapHazard Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Just now, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz said: Take care Hap, I remember running into you as a BH when we captured you at Rebel outpost and chopped your Orca. You were super chill then and a good example of how I wish most people interacted with each other on Asylum. I was super Salty on the inside. lol. I've always tried to be super chill in all my interactions, and not try to force people to "respect" my authority, except of course in certain situations when its needed. I've always been a strong believer of Earning peoples respect rather then Demanding it, and tried my best to do so during my time as an admin. Buckwalter, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz and Heidelberg like this Link to comment
The Monopoly Man Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 He is the hero that we need, but not the one that we deserve. Squirtle, George, Mr Smirnoff and 5 others like this Link to comment
Axe Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 hour ago, The Monopoly Man said: He is the hero that we need, but no one wants FTFY Link to comment
HapHazard Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Axe said: FTFY Rude Link to comment
Axe Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Just now, HapHazard said: Rude It was just a joke Never forget Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ayyy lmao. O7 Hap hope you gonna have a great time. #HapLock Link to comment
NugsOfChronic Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Thanks for all the work hap! Link to comment
Gaskal Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) @HapHazard o7 you are the best franch i ever meet i will miss you buddy i hope you have amazing time Edited March 15, 2017 by Gaskal Link to comment
BaDaBiNg_10-8 Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Candy land Bitch, ❤️ o7. Buckwalter and Subaru like this Link to comment
HotWings Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Send me some maple syrup and whiskey from the retirement home. Link to comment
Sergey Shoygu Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 @HapHazard are you still gonna be roasting me while being a retired admin you cuck Link to comment
HapHazard Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 22 minutes ago, Sergey Shoygu said: @HapHazard are you still gonna be roasting me while being a retired admin you cuck That's a no brainer question. The answer is obviously yes. Sergey Shoygu likes this Link to comment
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