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Pizza Man

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  1. mystery solved.

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    CIV | Pig Farmer | Kill 1,000 Cops
    CIV | BluFor Butcher | Kill 500 Cops
    CIV | Freedom Fighter | Kill 250 Cops
    CIV | Guardian Angel | Use a defibrillator 1,000 times
    CIV | Life Saver | Use a defibrillator 500 times
    CIV | Kleptomaniac | Successfully lockpick 1,000 vehicles
    CIV | Locksmith | Successfully lockpick 500 vehicles
    CIV | Burglar | Successfully lockpick 250 vehicles
    CIV | The Unlucky | Fail lockpicking 500 times
    CIV | Caged | Serve 900 minutes in prison
    CIV | Enemy of the State | Serve 600 minutes in prison
    CIV | Convict | Serve 300 minutes in prison
    CIV | Dude, Where’s My Car? | Plant 50 speedbombs
    CIV | Rolling Thunder | Plant 25 speedbombs
    CIV | Parting Gift | Use a suicide vest 50 times
    CIV | Dead Man’s Switch | Use a suicide vest 25 times
    CIV | Vault Hunter | Drill 20 bank vaults
    CIV | Gold Digger | Sell 70 gold bars
    CIV | Fight or Flight | Administer 200 adrenaline shots
    CIV | The Savior | Administer 100 adrenaline shots
    CIV | Run Forest Run! | Consume 5,000 RedGulls
    CIV | Marathon Runner | Consume 2,500 RedGulls
    CIV | Gatekeeper | Boltcut 25 times
    CIV | Universal Donor | Use 100 bloodbags
    CIV | Forager | Pick 200 berries
    CIV | Skewered | Consume 120 kebabs
    CIV | Butcher | Cook 300 meats on an open fire
    CIV | Refueled | Use 60 fuel cans
    CIV | The Iron Throne | Sell 500 iron to the market
    CIV | Iron Man | Sell 200 iron to the market
    CIV | Gem Specialist | Sell 500 flawless diamonds to the market
    CIV | Crank That | Sell 5,000 crank to the market
    CIV | Heisenberg | Sell 5,000 meth to the market
    CIV | Meth Head | Sell 1,000 meth to the market
    CIV | The Cook | Sell 500 meth to the market
    CIV | Opiate of the Masses | Sell 1,200 heroin to the market
    CIV | The Real Sparrow | Find 10 treasure chests
    CIV | Joint Operations | Sell 2,000 marijuana to the market
    CIV | The Stoner | Sell 1,000 marijuana to the market
    CIV | Serial Killer | Harvest 50 human organs
    CIV | The Cannibal | Harvest 25 human organs
    CIV | The Harvester | Harvest 10 human organs
    CIV | Bottomfeeder | Excavate 70 ship wrecks
    CIV | Speakeasy | Sell 200 moonshine to the market
    CIV | Bootlegger | Sell 4,000 scotch to the market
    CIV | Distiller | Sell 1,000 scotch to the market
    CIV | Homebrewer | Sell 250 scotch to the market
    CIV | The Shiv | Use a shank 50 times
    CIV | Seasoned | Sell 500 salt to the market
    CIV | Rubber Ducky | Sell 350 rubber to the market
    CIV | Institutionalized | Press 500 plates in prison
    CIV | Repeat Offender | Press 250 plates in prison
    CIV | Busy Beaver | Sell 1,000 timber to the market
    CIV | Baited | Catch 200 fish in open waters
    CIV | Master Baiter | Catch 500 fish in open waters
    CIV | Endangered | Poach 150 turtles
    CIV | Poacher | Poach 100 turtles
    CIV | The Kidnapped | Ziptie 250 citizens
    CIV | The Captured | Ziptie 150 citizens
    CIV | Robin Hood | Break down $2,500,000 worth of bank notes
    CIV | Gun Nut | Rob the evidence locker 25 times
    CIV | Arms Dealer | Rob the evidence locker 10 times
    CIV | Suspicious Customer | Rob gas stations 30 times
    CIV | Never Fold | Lose $600,000 at the Casino
    CIV | No Mo Money | Lose $300,000 at the Casino
    CIV | Big Baller | Win $600,000 at the Casino
    CIV | High Roller | Win $300,000 at the Casino
    CIV | Lady Luck Hates Me | Spend $100,000 on lottery tickets
    CIV | Jackpot! | Win $3,000,000 playing the lottery
    CIV | Scavenger | 
    CIV | The Vulture | 
    CIV | Pocket Money | 
    CIV | Scrapyard Rat | Chop 200 vehicles at the Chop Shop
    CIV | The Taxpayer | Pay 50 tickets given by Law Enforcement Officers
    CIV | No Big Deal | Pay a total of $1,000,000 in tickets given by Law Enforcement Officers

    COP | Caffeinated | Consume 500 coffee beverages
    COP | Bakers Dozen | Consume 13 donuts
    COP | Only On Fridays! | Consume 50 donuts
    COP | Donut Mess With Me! | Consume 100 donuts
    COP | City Cop | Consume 250 donuts
    COP | Donut Eater | Consume 500 donuts
    COP | Have another Donut | Consume 1000 donuts
    COP | Street Sweeper | Arrest 1,200 fugitives
    COP | The Warden | Give civilians 1,000 tickets
    COP | Pencil Pusher | Give civilians 750 tickets
    COP | The Ticketmaster | Give civilians 500 tickets
    COP | Paperwork Expert | Give civilians 200 tickets
    COP | The Parking Attendant | Give civilians 50 tickets
    COP | Robocop | Give out $1,000,000 in tickets to civilians
    COP | Rookie | Reach 50 hours of cop playtime
    COP | True Officer | Reach 200 hours of cop playtime
    COP | No Life | Reach 500 hours of cop playtime
    COP | Career Cop | Reach 1,000 hours of cop playtime

    MED | Good Samaritan | Reach 50 hours of medic playtime
    MED | Surgeon | Reach 100 hours of medic playtime

     

  2. 3 minutes ago, Jesse said:

    Then we get comments like this and it's like, eh fuck it, they're ungrateful for the work we do anyways.. you know the long hours spent on this, the time away from family, the long nights staying up fixing and making stuff. So who cares tbh.

    Sad Faking It GIF by Bounce

     

  3. 17 hours ago, Jesse said:

    All the people in my surrounding towns felt that coronavirus gives you diarrhea. They bought all the TP but left the tissues. So I bought all the tissues. Hopefully the coronavirus doesn't cause coughing and sneezing... 😄

    Have fun wiping with tissues.

     

    Edit: lowkey sounds lit but inefficient.

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