The Bad Joke Thread

[Blake Kingsin]

I'm bored af guys what should i do.

[bigjohn561]

A 3 legged dog walked in a bar looking for the man that shot his paw.... my dad's favorite joke.. he retold it everywhere 

[Heidelberg]

Why was the skull feeling lonely?

Because he had no body.(get it?)

[Churu]

Top joke ever! William

 

Spoiler

jk 

 

Edited March 7, 2017 by Churu

[Heidelberg]

Dont trust atoms. They make up everything.

[Midamaru]

Asylum's Stability

[Heidelberg]

A bad chemisty joke I love

A guy asked; "You know where the Natrium Hypobromide is?"

The other replied; "NaBrO".

[Legit]

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Edited September 28, 2018 by Legit

[Smee]

Why do squirrels swim on their backs.

Spoiler

To keep their nuts dry 

 

[Churu]

21 minutes ago, Heidelberg said:

A bad chemisty joke I love

A guy asked; "You know where the Natrium Hypobromide is?"

The other replied; "NaBrO".

Natrium is sodium in english

And its spelled Hypobromite

[Vanilla Coke]

21 minutes ago, Heidelberg said:

A bad chemisty joke I love

A guy asked; "You know where the Natrium Hypobromide is?"

The other replied; "NaBrO".

Why the fuck are there 2 names for sodium? It confused me until I looked it up LOL

 

What do you call a fake noodle?

Spoiler

AN IMPASTA!

 

[Churu]

Just now, Vanilla Coke said:

Why the fuck are there 2 names for sodium? It confused me until I looked it up LOL

 

What do you call a fake noodle?

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AN IMPASTA!

 

Natrium is in swedish and other languages while sodium is what Americans call it(maybe other countries, not sure)... Americans always gotta feel special.

[Heidelberg]

Just now, Churu said:

Natrium is sodium in english

And its spelled Hypobromite

 

Sorry, my danish is strongly influencing how I pronounce them. I guess it's a bit different

[william]

@Jaeger when will the winner be chosen

[Vanilla Coke]

Just now, Churu said:

Natrium is in swedish and other languages while sodium is what Americans call it(maybe other countries, not sure)... Americans always gotta feel special.

I always wondered why sodium was Na.

[Mike Stmria]

3 minutes ago, william said:

@Jaeger when will the winner be chosen

Friday

 

 

Get creative boys !! 

[william]

Just now, Jaeger said:

Friday

 

 

Get creative boys !! 

kill me

[Mike Stmria]

If it's in Spanish you get 200k.

[Flameless]

I was gonna provide a bad joke, but then again I'm the embodiment of one.  

 

please kill me

[william]

Just now, Jaeger said:

If it's in Spanish you get 200k.

hey can we pin this, Its on my bucket list to get a thread that got pinned

Edited March 7, 2017 by william

[Heidelberg]

Just now, Vanilla Coke said:

I always wondered why sodium was Na.

Yup, first time I honestly realize it, even though I'm currently studying something that involves a lot of chemistry on a daily basis.

[Churu]

6 minutes ago, Jaeger said:

If it's in Spanish you get 200k.

My joke is..... 

Spoiler

El @william

 

[Gareth]

[Bikstok]

Worst joke on asylum? Admins thinking they're qualified to judge whether someone is using no recoil scripts.

[william]

5 minutes ago, Bikstok said:

Worst joke on asylum? Admins thinking they're qualified to judge whether someone is using no recoil scripts.

[Vanilla Coke]

8 minutes ago, Bikstok said:

Worst joke on asylum? Admins thinking they're qualified to judge whether someone is using no recoil scripts.

The control was a bit ridiculous, you have to admit.

[McLovin']

12 minutes ago, Bikstok said:

Worst joke on asylum? Admins thinking they're qualified to judge whether someone is using no recoil scripts.

leaked picture of 3rd party application banning process in admin chat

[Andrew]

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[g1ant]

34 minutes ago, Andrew said:

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andrew is a whalerus

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[Jwilly]

I know some good ass racist jokes.  

[Good Lub]

You know the secret of the wet towel?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(it dried)

 

lolstupidbutanyways.

Edited March 7, 2017 by AAB

[^Connor_K]

A priest, pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.

 

... He orders a drink.

 

[^Connor_K]

A blind man walks into a bar.

 

... He gets a bruise on his head.

[Sasquatch]

William's 1 taps 

[Revenant]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

[william]

@Jaeger its that day!!!

[william]

Tim has 150 Chocolate Bars, he eats 125. What does he have now?

 

Diabetes

[Steve]

On 3/7/2017 at 0:42 PM, Jwilly said:

I know some good ass racist jokes.  

Lesbehonest they came from our ts.

[Steve]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

[wollie35]

The owner of the farm asks his farmer boy to grab a pair of boots because he is about to go and work in the dirt, this is what happens after

A farmers boy walks to the 2  (dumb) beautiful daughters off the owner of the farm, and says to them :

(farmer boy) Ur father ordered me to have sex with both of you at the same time.

(2 girls) I don't believe thats true why would our father want that?

(farmer boy screams to the owner) Do i need to grab them 1 at a time or both together?

(owner screams back) both of course.

This was the story of a farmer boy who had his first  threesome.

 

And now for @Jaeger

Spoiler

El dueño de la granja le pide a su granjero que tome un par de botas porque está a punto de ir a trabajar en la tierra, esto es lo que sucede después
Un muchacho de los granjeros camina a las 2 (mudas) hijas hermosas del dueño de la granja, y les dice:
(Muchacho del granjero) El padre de Ur ordenó que tuviera sexo con ambos de usted al mismo tiempo.
(2 chicas) No creo que sea cierto por qué nuestro padre querría eso?
(Muchacho del granjero grita al dueño) ¿Necesito agarrarlos 1 a la vez o ambos juntos?
(Los gritos del dueño detrás) ambos por supuesto.
Esta fue la historia de un campesino que tuvo su primer trio.

Spoiler

Google translate

 

 I know this isn't really a joke but it is a funny story, (probably funnier when ur a bit drunk)