Patrick Swayze
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7 hours ago, Ronald said:
Didn't even need to turn up nor be in the gang but thanks for yet another easy win, I'll take the custom title and cash now @BaDaBiNg_10-8
Easiest win of my life mate
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14 hours ago, 王 rando 王 said:
YOU PLAY ON A FUCKING XBOX CONTROLLER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
No, I have one plugged in for Mortal Kombat lol
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On 2/19/2019 at 8:53 AM, Patrick Swayze said:
- In game name: Rule Follower
- Age: 21
- Location/Time zone? Central
- Do you have a Mic and access to TS? Yes
- How much money do you have? 2.3m
- What are your previous gangs? Heavy breathing, regimints
- How much hours have you played on Asylum/ARMA (screenshot)? 2700 hours
- Why do you want to join Envy? I aspire to do banks, prison breaks, and feds with a big gang for that sweet, sweet prize of being downed and restrained during a server crash
- Anyone in the gang that can vouch for you? Honestly mate I’m gonna need someone to vouch for you guys, I’m quite the e-sports player around these parts and you’re lucky I’m applying.
@Aidzowhere's me member tags? on with it then
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i have an identical laptop, ill screenshot my settings real quick
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7 hours ago, Kevinishere said:
Can't too be crawling thur the jungle gathering coke.
Oi lad, did you just have a stroke while typing that?
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@RoguePilotwill you lift @Bully‘s ban this coming weekend? He really wants to play with the boys but he’s banned til Sunday
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I just want modded in wheel-chairs @BaDaBiNg_10-8, that way I can RP handicapped like I am irl
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8 hours ago, kryptonthegamer said:
Accepted if you don’t mind breaking the rules for “the gang” occasionally
That’s literally all I do
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7 hours ago, Dull said:
Not bragging about anything, you are the one who came out here with your claws out attacking me and telling me I'm circlejerking with higherups and admins when it's not true. All I said was if you play by the rules, nothing will happen to you but my name is like a dick to you and some people, you can't get it out of your mouth. Have a good day.
im not saying you are now, but back when you used to play more often. It's ok mate, no one here is talking about you constantly like you might think.
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7 hours ago, Clint Beastwood said:
Scratch that... we can make this shit bag KOS
That’s actually great for me, now I can kill everyone without initiation
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7 hours ago, Clint Beastwood said:
We could do that... I mean the goal may be out of reach, but fuck it lol.
Also - We could do a community goal where me and bada are KOS
You two are always KOS, not sure why we need a goal for it
Azeh, thelegendarywookie and Crossfade like this -
9 hours ago, Dull said:
Maybe, even though I never play with any admins or higherup, they usually join my channel because we have a blast when we play together. Maybe one day you'll be relevant and they'll join you too. One can only hope.
I bet it's hard to follow rules when you're surrendered by exploiters and people who have been banned at least 5 times though. All those people that get banned usually have 2-3 admins playing with them in their gangs too. But like I said, play by the rules and you'll be fine doesn't matter with who. I'll give you a 3/10 for the effort though.
Imagine bragging about being “relevant” on a mil-sim roleplaying server on a game that’s 6 years old.
BioHazard, Sheriff Rick, vedalkennnnnn and 4 others like this -
8 hours ago, Dull said:
Career cop or not, played more than all of you and still didn't get banned and will never ever get banned. Play by the rules and you'll be fine, or is that a hard thing to do if someone is in a gang?
Not hard to follow the rules when you’re spending all of your time circle jerking with apd higher ups and admins, Dull.
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8 hours ago, Dull said:
You get banned quite frequently? I've been here since 2014 and got banned once and unbanned after one hour cause it was bullshit and not justified. So technically never and will never be it. How does someone manage to get frequently banned? Also what kind of PC do you have that takes 10 minutes to load in? That's a very long time.
Yeah but you were a career cop, you don’t count.
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you're safe now, m'lady
Azeh, Sheriff Rick, McMuffin and 26 others like this -
- In game name: Rule Follower
- Age: 21
- Location/Time zone? Central
- Do you have a Mic and access to TS? Yes
- How much money do you have? 2.3m
- What are your previous gangs? Heavy breathing, regimints
- How much hours have you played on Asylum/ARMA (screenshot)? 2700 hours
- Why do you want to join Envy? I aspire to do banks, prison breaks, and feds with a big gang for that sweet, sweet prize of being downed and restrained during a server crash
- Anyone in the gang that can vouch for you? Honestly mate I’m gonna need someone to vouch for you guys, I’m quite the e-sports player around these parts and you’re lucky I’m applying.
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20 hours ago, Dredd said:
Fucking Millennials HAHAHAHAHAHA! AND stop sucking Captain dick bruh - they know what they did.
What your video doesn't show was the earlier incessant request for lethals that at the time wasn't warranted, and then once most of cops who responded had died multiple times, after trying to negotiate with the opposing force, I concluded it was time to give them the fight they wanted. Going further, despite multiple times repeating yes we are on lethals TO YOU, obviously hearing the irritation in my voice you decided to act out exactly like everyone else in your pathetic fucking generation empowered with feelings and the media does.
In fact, most adults would view your response to me putting the group in check was where the disrespect occurred. Not to mention when I pulled you aside for a conversation afterwards when you decided to act out further and make personal attacks, which was where I decided to take action.
You really need to learn the meaning of respect. During my 20 year service in the Military I successfully mentored men and women who were the same age as your parents on how respect works. Telling the crew to pay the fuck attention is not disrespectful in any way. But alas, I don't expect you to understand that. You were raised incorrectly by being encouraged to act this way, and with this game mod along with the Captain team at the time is where you are allowed to do that.
For those of you who didn't know, one of the things I found out as an LT in the APD was that most of the hardcore rebels only got in to act a fool and let their friends off scotch free for doing crimes, and to punish other gangs. There were many situations where behind the scenes I proved this, provided evidence and removed them. Yes, some of them were if not most associated with you. It's not far fetched to conclude that this was how your group of friends decided to get back at me, but that's fine. I watched you guys do that to @MatthewV as well. All in all, you helped me along the way - had the Captain team really been involved like they needed to be and not randomly playing on certain servers for a few hours here and there, had there been real vestment to the APD this would have never happened. But it did and it was the straw that broke the camels back for me.
I didn't encourage anyone to ask me to come back, I actually threw up a little when it was brought to my attention that this post existed.
@Tricks there are a fair amount of people who already know while you may be of age for the APD you carry yourself like a pre-pubescent little shithead, but to take that point a bit further let me ask you this: If I was playing for power, when I was offered multiple times to come back as an LT - why didn't I take it? Don't think I would have eradicated you and all of the other corrupt cops in the APD? Truth is, I wasn't playing for power. Sure I wanted to move up the ranks but only to better the system.
There's no reason to go back and forth on why this happened and why that happened. It happened, I learned what Asylum was really like and I moved on like the others before me. And now that I've dunked on your pathetic teenage ass Tricks, I'll move on from this post as well. Hope you figure out life soon
it'll be bumpy and you might cry but that's okay right? Eventually you will realize from your diagnosis of tear cancer that you need to let your balls drop and grow the fuck up. If not there's going to be those guys like me who are willing to Risk Everything (TM Nike) to put you in your place.
By the way, Swerve and I have not gamed together for a long time. This mainly happened where Asylum bothered him as well and he quit PC gaming all together. I made every attempt to involve him in things I was doing but in the end the APD concept was cancer for him. He turned out to be one of the best Snare Drummers in our area who as a Freshman in Highschool was on the SDSU drumline. He didn't have time for this toxic bullshit. He went outdoors and met girls (this is the real game by the way) and has direction in his life.
So with that I'll give you a Later fuckers!! I'm playing Eve-Online in the GSF. You're welcome to come on over, where I promise you if you are a fucking idiot you will get shit on and laughed at. Tear farming for days!!! RESPECT THAT!
You shit talk millennials yet you seem to be a part of the generation that demands respect from everyone regardless of whether or not you deserve it. Honestly mate, you're a cunt.
Ode to Ronald
in Off-Topic
Posted · Edited by Patrick Swayze
*Sing to the tune of American Pie (the day music died)*
A LONG MONG TIME AGO, I CAN STILL REMEMBER GINGER RON LIVING IN DENIAL..............................
ABOUT HIS ARMA 3 HACKS AND HIS GAY GREY TRACKIE DACKS AND HOW HE CALLED BULLY A CHILD..............................
BULLY HAD PICKLED HIS LIVER... ASSWOOPING ON CS HE DID DELIVER...
A LOSS RON COULD NOT ACCEPT...HE JUST HIT THE DIS CONNECT....
I CANT SAY THAT I CRIED WHEN RON SAID BULLY UR FUCKEN FRIED,,,
BUT HEY RON AT LEAST U TRIED... THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED....
SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY,
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
DID RON WRITE HIS OWN SCRIPTS BRUV
AND IS HE SHOWING GNASHES SOME LOVE?
COS HE DOESNT BAN HIM SOOO..
RON BELIEVES IN TOUNGUEING GNASHES HOLE..
AND HE LIKES TO CARESS HIS EVERY ROLL
AND BELIEVES THAT SOMEHOW IT WILL EARN HIM A SOUL..
WE KNOW THAT RON IS IN LOVE WITH JIN..
AND WEARS HIS BALLS UPON HIS CHIN..
BUT HEY WHATEVER KEEPS HIM AMUSEEDD
EVEN IF THAT MEANS PUSHING ADMIN POOOOOOSSS
RON IS A PALE WHITE GINGER FAT FUCK
WHOSE GAY FOR MEN THE SIZE OF A TRUCK
SO MISS EVO UR OUT OF LUCK
THE DAY THIER FRIENDSHIP DIED...
BULLY STARTED SINGING SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY,
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
AT LEAST TEN GUYS RON HAS GONE N BLOWN
GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HES GIVEN THE BONE
LAST I HEARD HE CONTRACTED H I V
RON PERFORMED CAKEFARTS FOR THE QUEEN N KING, WITH PUDDING HE BORROWED FROM BADABING WHILE HE TONGUED OL TRILOGYS STINKY RINGGG
AND WHILE RON ENJOYED TONGUEING BROWN, WHILTS WEARING HIS MOTHERS DRESSING GOWN
THE COURTROOM WAS ADJOURNED
A GAY VERDICT WAS RETURNEDDD
AND WHEN THE DAY HAD TURNED TO DARK
RON PRACTICED GAY SEX IN THE PARK
AND MONG WAS BULLYS ONLY REMARK
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED.
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY,
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
HELTER SKELTER IN A HOMELESS SHELTER
RON DREAMS OF WORKING IN AN IRON SMELTER
8 POUND AN HOUR WHILE TONGUING ASSSSSSSSSSS..
SUDENLY TRILOGAY PASSES GAS,
RON COLLAPSES ON THE GRASS,
WITH GNASHES ON THE SIDELINE LIL DICK @ HALF MAST......
POO PARTICLE AIR TO RON IS SWEET PERFUME..
BUT H I V WILL BE HIS DOOOM
HE GOT UP TO DANCE...
BUT EVERYONE RIDICULED HIS GAY GREY PANTSS..
COS HE FORGOT TO WEAR A CONDOM SHIELD..
ON ALL THOSE HOMOS THAT HE DRILLED..
HIV STATUS NOW REVEALED...
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED...
BULLY STARTED SINGING SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY,
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
ALL THE GAY ADMINS IN ONE PLACE
TAKING TURNS RIDING RONALDS FACE
AS HE SCREAMED AGAIN AND AGAIN....
RON LUBES HIS ASS SO ITS NICE N SLICK
AS LAGRANGE BONES HIM WITH HIS LTTLE DICK
COS ADMINS ARE RONALDS ONLY FRIEND
AND AS RONALD GOT DOMED ON EVERY STAGE
HE UNINSTALLS IN A GINGER RAGE
NO HACKS ANYONE COULD SELL
COULD MATCH BULLYS SKILLS WELL
AS THE GINGER FADED OFF INTO THE NIGHT
TO FIGHT BULLY HE KNEW WAS NOT RIGHT..
HE GOES HOME MAKES GNASHES SQUEAL IN DELIGHT
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED...
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY,
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
RON SOMETIMES ITS OK TO LOSE..
TO A COOKING POT AND SOMEONE STEAL UR SHOES..
WE STILL SMILE AND ACCEPT UR GAY..
TO LIFE THERE IS SOO MUCH MORE
THAN BEING A FORUM LIKEWHORE..
AND WEARING THOSE TRACKIES ...THAT ARE GREYYYY..
BETWEEN THE SHEETS KILLSWITCH SCREAMED..
RONALD CRIED, AS HIS ASS WAS REAMED
NOT A WORD WAS SPOKEN...
RON WAS WAY TOO INTO THE POKING..
THE THREE MEN HE ADMIRES MOST...
BADABING GNASHES AND PADRINOS..
HE INVITES THEM ROUND FOR A SUNDAY SPITROAST...
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED....
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY,
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY,
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
Written by @Bully, a song dedicated to @Ronald