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This is a great change to make Asylum better keep up the great work! :flame::flame::flame:

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Just now, John Lemmon said:

When asylum is so dead that they need cops to participate in rebel activities ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whats the next thing? Cops doing banks???? This shit is a fucking joke at this point

Funny thing is shit was kinda picking up. Numbers where back, servers aint shitting themselves and now this.

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It’s bad enough that rebels can’t even fight each other without servers crashing or lagging, now I have to deal with the APD coming to a cartel causing even more lag, while I’m trying to AFK cap it with my SDAR

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Just now, Mayhem said:

It’s bad enough that rebels can’t even fight each other without servers crashing or lagging, now I have to deal with the APD coming to a cartel causing even more lag, while I’m trying to AFK cap it with my SDAR

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Welp let’s round up the troops @Fudger @Steve we might have some fights now

considering cops barely come to the banks/feds/prisons that we do unless they have an admin telling them to go

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Just now, Azeh said:

I'd love to see a squad like this raid a cartel. Gangs don't even have 10 people these days.

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That's 8 Cartel raids for that restart.

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Just now, Tusken Raider said:

That's 8 Cartel raids for that restart.

 

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Just now, Tusken Raider said:

But retired Captains do

Cause Captain is alot different than LT/Sgt

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Just now, The Monopoly Man said:

Cause Captain is alot different than LT/Sgt

Remove all retired ranks #fuckjbdragon....

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Just now, Allstarplaya said:

Remove all retired ranks #fuckjbdragon....

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Just now, Bikstok said:

Imagine losing a cartel fight to cops..

Imagine fighting waves and waves of cops since they have a guy hiding to stay in combat.

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We the APD have 99% bots in our ranks so no self respecting rebel gang should be worried about an APD raid on their cartel......right? Besides, on Olympus APD also raids cartels + has armed ghosthawks so why are our Asylum gangs so worried? 

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Just now, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz said:

We the APD have 99% bots in our ranks so no self respecting rebel gang should be worried about an APD raid on their cartel......right? Besides, on Olympus APD also raids cartels + has armed ghosthawks so why are our Asylum gangs so worried? 

now a sgt is telling us we copying another server... ok...

 

so... will all rebels be ok with making a giant gang to fight cops only? kinda like on server 5? im totally down for it... constant war between rebels and cops only..

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Just now, bigjohn561 said:

now a sgt is telling us we copying another server... ok...

 

so... will all rebels be ok with making a giant gang to fight cops only? kinda like on server 5? im totally down for it... constant war between rebels and cops only..

Sounds good to me and there's absolutely nothing wrong with copying what another server does. Or do you think every single server has original ideas?

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Personally, this update doesn't bother me too much. I mainly get on Asylum for fights, so I don't really care who they're against or where they take place, but I can see why people are upset with this. I say we let it be for a week or whatever and see how it goes. If it sucks dick I'll call @Clint Beastwood a fuckin retard on steam until he changes it back.

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Also I'd like to point out that Lts have been able to raid rebel outposts for a long time now and how often do you see that? Almost never. I doubt this will really upset the balance of cartels and since gang life is so dead that we have @Mayhem afk capping cartels with an sdar, maybe this will add some badly needed action. 

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if cops come to a cartel when i'm solo capping tower meth, you best believe I'm killing as many as I can then jumping off the tower.

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Just now, Kettles said:

I would like to volunteer as the rat cop that sits in a bush as wave after wave of backup piggies get wiped!

accepted as my pet

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Just now, Bikstok said:

Imagine losing a cartel fight to cops..

all the cops have to do is leave one retard in the treeline to bring all 20 of them back!

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Just now, Bikstok said:

Imagine losing a cartel fight to cops..

What gangs are even on Asylum anymore.

I legit would try to come back  to Asylum if the developers just made gang life how it was 2-2.5 years ago where cartel money went straight to your gang's account and actually allowed gangs to give out paychecks so everyone could fight constantly. No one wants to farm on Asylum to do 1 cartel fight where you could just play PUBG which is better optimized / better combat system in general. I can see where this idea of cops v rebels could work out but fuck I got on the other day and the new Bank / Fed / Prison is so heavily cop sided its a joke. Gangs would actually come back if you made cartel money like it use to be and fights against cops equal like they use to be. The lack of skill that Asylum players hold now compared to 6 months to a year ago is a joke because of how dogshit the rebel v cops system is and gang v gang system is. NO ONE WANTS TO GRIND ALL DAY TO FIGHT 1 FIGHT FOR 25-100k AN HOUR.

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Just now, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz said:

Also I'd like to point out that Lts have been able to raid rebel outposts for a long time now and how often do you see that? Almost never. I doubt this will really upset the balance of cartels and since gang life is so dead that we have @Mayhem afk capping cartels with an sdar, maybe this will add some badly needed action. 

I see a rebel raid everytime we wipe cops at a bank or a fed and they get really salty imagine them going to a cartel getting wiped and then being really salty and just sit by donor town waiting for us.

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Just now, Diseasedx said:

What gangs are even on Asylum anymore.

I legit would try to come back  to Asylum if the developers just made gang life how it was 2-2.5 years ago where cartel money went straight to your gang's account and actually allowed gangs to give out paychecks so everyone could fight constantly. No one wants to farm on Asylum to do 1 cartel fight where you could just play PUBG which is better optimized / better combat system in general. I can see where this idea of cops v rebels could work out but fuck I got on the other day and the new Bank / Fed / Prison is so heavily cop sided its a joke. Gangs would actually come back if you made cartel money like it use to be and fights against cops equal like they use to be. The lack of skill that Asylum players hold now compared to 6 months to a year ago is a joke because of how dogshit the rebel v cops system is and gang v gang system is. NO ONE WANTS TO GRIND ALL DAY TO FIGHT 1 FIGHT FOR 25-100k AN HOUR.

this and also restrict some of the cops abilities to do things and give rebels back the csat carrier lite combo since we're pretty much the same as cops now just with a bigger gun.

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Just now, Jamal said:

I see a rebel raid everytime we wipe cops at a bank or a fed and they get really salty imagine them going to a cartel getting wiped and then being really salty and just sit by donor town waiting for us.

I think that's what a gang house is for.

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Just now, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz said:

We the APD have 99% bots in our ranks so no self respecting rebel gang should be worried about an APD raid on their cartel......right? Besides, on Olympus APD also raids cartels + has armed ghosthawks so why are our Asylum gangs so worried? 

Go take a look at the Olympus forums. The only people defending the cartel raiding is the APD and most would rather see it gone. Same with the armed ghost hawks. APD doesnt "push" cartels in the traditional sense. They come in numbers and snatch up the 2 kids playing safe rocks that are hard aiming for their gang. 

 

EDITl: Its a bad idea only defended by the people that will abuse their newly found power. Cops have no place at cartels and this will only lead to a decline in rebel/cartel life. 

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Just now, Steve said:

I think that's what a gang house is for.

I don't wait to sell gold bars I just do it

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17 minutes ago, Clint Beastwood said:

1. You dont get fights, well now youll get a fight.

2. Not just anyone can go there.  Need a Sergeant +

3. They have to bring Armor - something to chop.  How is that not a win?

4. We'll clear out he rats for the owners of the cartel.... how is that not a win?\

5. Exposing people to cartels that normally wouldnt ever try one, possibly bring along a new gang.

1. Can't wait to be downed at every cartel and taken to jail for a 45 waste of my fucking life.

2. So I'll only get to be downed when a Sergeant+ decides to come(Jokes on you, the only people who are Sergeant+ in the APD couldn't fight a cartel to begin with, that's why you're there.....)

3. Damn dude, you guys HAVE to bring a hunter that chops for 21k and will almost 100% of the time have a tracking device on it so the cops know where you are 100% of the time. Seems like a fucking win to me.

4. No one needs the dumb ass APD to clear out rats. EVERYONE is a rat now a days, the cartel wouldn't be fought if all the rats were taken out.

5. Yeah, bring a bunch of people who know nothing about cartels, and intertwine them with new players, and have them try and teach them how to fight a cartel. :shrug:

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Just now, Clint Beastwood said:

Its a change - oh well.  It can be removed.  Lets play it out and see what happens.

So the rule to normally enter a cartel is to track a bounty or an APB if the cartel is uncontested - and, well, you can also enter it if you're in pursuit. Why don't we reword it to "you can enter a cartel whenever you're tracking a bounty/APB regardless of it being contested" and remove the actual cartel raid ability?

I don't think cartels should be untouchable areas though, so maybe adding other reasons to enter it such as 911 ping, parole violator etc. would bring more of a common ground for both sides. Right?

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Just now, BlackShot said:

So the rule to normally enter a cartel is to track a bounty or an APB if the cartel is uncontested - and, well, you can also enter it if you're in pursuit. Why don't we reword it to "you can enter a cartel whenever you're tracking a bounty/APB regardless of it being contested" and remove the actual cartel raid ability?

I don't think cartels should be untouchable areas though, so maybe adding other reasons to enter it such as 911 ping, parole violator etc. would bring more of a common ground for both sides. Right?

@Clint Beastwood @The Monopoly Man

Very reasonable. 

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