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  1. What tf happened

    in Altis Life Discussion

    Posted · Edited by DS_Billy

    On 2/26/2024 at 4:31 PM, Roice said:

     

    I do say that intentionally, but I also believe that its not entirely each of their faults either (Current SAs). If you look back to how the community was managed over the years, after Bamf and Gnashes left,@Clint Beastwoodtook over ownership  and carried @Mitch (IFRIT) and @Leady over as CMs. We had a solid foundation of actual grown ups operating from the ground up coming from a good place and painstakingly trying to not repeat history that we all disliked about Gnashes (and Olio before that) and repair the server at the same time. When Mitch became owner he maintained this presence with the community, although I will say looking back toward the end of his era as server pop fizzled,  Blake was a terrible choice and cant stand up cause no legs lol i bet he has to wear diapers and cant get an erection.

    Leady showed us what real leadership was like. He didn't get angry, he never acted like a child, he was almost overbearingly level headed.

    Essentially the issue summed up pretty much. 

    Rogue is a woke politically correct hypocrite and was an awful person to be chosen to handle the server.

    Anyone who has played this server for any length of time prior to rogue taking over, is going to cringe by reading these two examples of how the culture has changed here. 

    You can get banned for calling people fat.
    You can get banned for shedding things.

    There are a shit tonne of other examples but that's honestly all you need. 

    @Mitch (IFRIT)you put out a post once regarding toxicity, as memed as it was, the toxicity level at the time was a bit out of hand, but not from people saying "you're fatty mc fat fat, go eat another burger @Bag Of Funyunsya fatty mc blubbernaught. How are you still alive you fucking parade float @Farmer Steve, you're both not going to live past 40, how come when you both leave the server 6 player slots open up your fucking gargantuan pair of hippos" For example. 

    Half the fun of being here was talking shit in sidechat and getting people to call you all sorts of shit and ragetype. If asylum sidechat is to be believed, i'm a 55 year old balding fat arthitic sterile diabetes ridden Mexi-arabian jew, with brittle wrists knees and ankles a goatee who is in both antifa and the KKK, AND THATS OK. DONT FUCKING BAN PEOPLE FOR SAYING THAT KIND OF SHIT YOU RETARDS. 


    This is an old server with very little development and the only real thing you had going for it was the community that has Stockholm syndrome towards asylum, and it has been alienated by the current soft leadership, alongside trying to reshape it a decade in.

    we've been playing with house money for a while but you're biting the hand that not only feeds you but has propped this community up for 10 years. 

    Life servers in general are facing an uphill battle, GTA:RP is where most people from Arma life servers have ended up, you're trying to compete with a game where the cops can pit maneuver you without sending you to the fucking moon. 

    you cant alienate the one thing you have going for you and expect numbers to go up. 

    You bunch of fat fucking retards. 

    Hi @curley
     

    pan fried, Farmer Steve, Bob Danaloo and 7 others like this

  4. 10 Years of Drunk Squad

    in Altis Life Discussion

    Posted · Edited by DS_Billy

    So something rather special happened this month. Get ready for gayness.

    10 years ago @Drunk Devin @Travy @IndianapolisJones and some Asian wife beater we don't talk about anymore, came into asylum from another server and founded Drunk Squad.

    Since then, Drunk Squad has been lead by @Drunk Devin @PwnCake @Luke SwagWalker @Robb and myself.

    The first time i encountered Drunk Squad was late 2013, i came across a very drunken Indy and a very young Luke Swagwalker, i was swiftly roped into surrounding a police officer and torturing him to the point where we ended up taking over the kavala hq, where i was swiftly downed ziptied and sacraficed to mohammed by indy, by throwing me off the top of Kavala HQ.

    Since then, Drunk Squad has managed to keep its values in tact while also maintaining a fun safe place to play, upholding a family mentality that is incredibly hard to find elsewhere. We have always upheld simple values that are expected out of each and every one of the members that have come through the family. Play fair, uphold your integrity and torture the cops and anyone who is, in the words of luke swagwalker "Saltier than Nickis in the Ocean holding two salt shakers with the caps off". Gone are the days where we have 25 DS tags in the server list at one time during the glory days, but when we come together and take an interest in asylum we still manage to find inventive ways to fuck with people. Mainly cops.

    While other gangs on asylum have come and gone we have stayed as a staple. We take breaks off asylum, whilst always maintaining a presence there, but our community has always been here since we were founded. We have since spread into different games to try and scratch the itch that not playing a 10 year old asylum leaves.

    A personal note from me, we have had many people come and go but the core has stayed the same. You lot have made sitting down in front of the pc and having the honor to log into TeamSpeak and hang out, an absolute pleasure. I have watched some of you go from single, to in a relationship, to married, to having kids. I am so proud of the people you guys have become and i love each and every one of you. People have joined Drunk Squad with the intention of splitting us up and they have never succeeded. Blood is thicker than water. Fuck em.

     

    A note to everybody else. 

    There is no other gang out there on asylum that remotely gets close to the success that Drunk Squad has achieved within Asylum. Although we only managed to win one Gang Wars, (Gang wars 7). We have managed to stay together for 10 years whilst annoying the fuck out of anybody who's allowed themselves to get salty. We are a different breed of human in here. We've had Jew, muslim, mormon, British, American, Norwegian, French, Canadian, Indian, Mexican, African, Black, White many other nationalities and Ebola. We all rip the shit out of eachother for our differences and it makes us closer. Drunk Squad is a great lesson for how not getting offended at anything can bring people closer. You will never be able to troll us more than we can troll you, cause we truly don't give a shit, a reaction is all we ever want out of you virgins, and if you're reading this and hating, thankyou for proving my point you dribbling retards.

    In closing, i dont know how the online presence of our family ends if ever, who knows maybe the next generation of Drunk Squad littleuns will be playing ear rape music at cops in arma 5, but i know that the family itself will never die.

    Happy Birthday to us lads and ladies. Here's to another 10 years. 

    Bring it on fuckers. 

    Travis., 王 rando 王, Chase Gustavsen and 11 others like this

  5. If skimancole doesn't get his admin back.

    in Off-Topic

    Posted

    23 hours ago, manhua said:

    1. Firstly, DS_ Billy, fuck your mother, you are a racist yourself, seriously discriminating against Chinese people. Spread rumors and insult Chinese people.
    2. If you haven't been to China before, please shut your stinky mouth.
    3. Your friends have been banned, this is a punishment for them. When I fight with them, they will take the initiative to VDM me. Because they only get a few days' ban, it's just a break for them.

    1. Id rather not, im not the biggest fan of a country who's government policy is to genocide people based off religion or violates countless  basic human rights of its own people  https://www.cfr.org/backgrounder/china-xinjiang-uyghurs-muslims-repression-genocide-human-rights 

    2. I would rather go deep sea diving in the titan submarine with only Rosie O Donnels queef as an air supply than go to your country. 

    3. Im proud of them. 

    You got banned for cheating

    Also you eat dogs so 1-0 to me. 

     

    Crossfade, Kawaii and Wang Liqin like this

  7. Well...here we go...

    in Announcements

    Posted · Edited by DS_Billy

    On 6/14/2023 at 3:42 PM, Marzoh said:

    there wasn't an issue when the higher ranks in the apd were filled with ds. now you're complaining because its not your people. big woopty doo!

    Yes, all of those retired DS LT's

    Two. 

  9. New Server Rule

    in Announcements

    Posted

    There is a glaring issue here.  

    I go join a gang i dont like and start hacking once im there randomly to get them fucked. 

    Whats the fuckin failsafe here?
    What if a lad whos been playing with your gang for years rages and decides to hack one day when we all trust him and have no idea he turned into a penisless scallywag who clearly gets zero maidens? 

    Yall need to specify this shit at least between you all or you're gonna get targeted attacks. 

    Fried Rice likes this

  10. More house fixes/ideas

    in Denied

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    2 hours ago, Chris Peacock said:

    The issue is not everyone uses homes to make money. Me personally use homes as spawn points with kits inside more than using them for drugs. If you reduce the limit by 1 that’s one less spawn point I have that I would like to have considering how much I’ve spent on it I would be pissed. Switching the house cap to 4 would ruin a lot of players times 

    s the counter to this would be that the house cap switches to 4 but anyone with 5 currently keeps their houses until they sell one

  11. More house fixes/ideas

    in Denied

    Posted

    15 minutes ago, Patato said:

    Current upkeep system isn't meant to be super aggressive. Electric bills left a bad taste in everyone's mouth so i wanted to be very conservative with the numbers. Trust me when I say I'm watching closely and will adjust as needed. The goal is to minimally impact active players. 

    Reducing 5 houses to 4 is something I bring up at least three times a year. It gets shot down like a Chinese spy balloon. 

    Not sure what the implications are performance wise of increasing storage that much

    -Personal Opinion, not a reflection of Dev's as a whole below this point-


    I kind of like that players get to hunt for houses and turn a profit off it. They are risking their time in the hopes they *Might* get a valuable house to sell. With upkeep they will be motivated to sell it otherwise it's just eating into profit. Forcing them to hold it for 30 days isn't going to stop them from hunting. But it is going to force 30 days where the house isn't being used. I know i would just go "Bidding ends in 30 days" 

    No comment on the logs thing

    can you tell me the devs thoughts on reducing houses from 5 to 4 but increasaing house capacity by 1k?
    As i say it directly benefits people who use the houses for money making and directly nerfs the lads who are house hoarding 

  12. More house fixes/ideas

    in Denied

    Posted

    I like the tax idea to make owning houses cost a bit more but i really dont think it is going to solve the issue of people house hording/buying houses just to list them for 5 million. All it takes is for them to horde the houses and sell one a year at 5 million to clear the taxes on 5 houses they're hording. 

    A couple things i was brainstorming that might alleviate the problem. 

    Reduce the house slots to 4 from 5. Allow houses an extra 1000 Y inventory space.

    - 1c becomes 2c, 2c becomes 3c, 3c becomes 4c. 
    - This change does the following when it comes to account wide Y inventory space. 
       Presuming you have all maximum space houses, Currently it is 5 houses x 3000 inv space = 15000
       Presuming you have all maximum space houses, Suggested it would be 4 houses x 4000 inv space = 16000. 
    - This change would directly benefit people who own houses and actively use them and limit the people who horde houses for resale to 4 instead of 5. 

    This one feel free to put your two cents on cause im sure there is a better way to do it.
    Along with this change, make it so if you buy a house off the market, you cannot list it for resale to other players for 30 days. You can sell it back to the bank instantly if desired. 
    This stops people from grabbing a muchly wanted house just to hold it hostage instantly for however millions tehy want for it, also stops the usual, buy random house in pyrgos for 150k, instantly put it back up for 5 million and forget about it. 



    Could we get a log for gang houses of who put what in and who took it out? 
    -this would also be good for people who have shared keys with people and have stuff go missing. 
     

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  14. Goodnight Billy

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    1 hour ago, Hoodlum Priest said:

    So does Billy apparently

    In all seriousness, get off those fucking pain meds as fast as you can tolerate it. Theyre fucking horrible for you and before you know it, theyre almost impossible to stop.

    appreciate the concern, i had a shoulder surgery last year on the left side, same injury, was on the same meds, oxycodone for 2 weeks then hydrocodone for 2 weeks. 

    lots of people warned me about the addictiveness but never had an issue stopping. i still had about 10 oxys left over from last time. Hate taking meds. 

    Boxing tears up your shoulders kids.

  15. Goodnight Billy

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    6 hours ago, Hoodlum Priest said:

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    Fatty.....I knew it.

    you're still projecting your health issues on others hoodlum. let me know when you want to take your health seriously and i can help you lose the weight. free personal training and nutritionist advice whenever you want it xx

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  16. Goodnight Billy

    in Videos and Screenshots

    Posted · Edited by DS_Billy

    15 minutes ago, Clint Beastwood said:

    He wasnt even sleeping, thats just him breathing.

    lmfao fuck off queerbait. :D

    so, context, i had a shoulder surgery friday, very painful, oxycodone pain meds every 4 hours. playing one armed in bed on lappy cause sling. using the double tap fuckin thing to talk to peeps alot more cause cancer to move from mouse to keyboard to talk annnnd ive been falling asleep randomly alot cause those pain meds are no fucking joke. 

     

    Roice, Moneyz, Akula and 2 others like this

  19. 2c Shop house Centrally located near Athira.

    in Real Estate

    Posted

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    2c Shop house, gonna auction it off, i reserve the right to pull the auction at any time if a buyout offer is accepted. 

    Minimum Bid Increments 250k

    Auction ends Sunday 10pm EST, if no buyout offers have been accepted. 

    Will accept house trades. throw me what you have.  

    The 1 crater stone house is also for sale here 

     

  22. Asylum April Community Event Part 1

    in Announcements

    Posted

    1 minute ago, Chris Peacock said:

    All of DH just got raging boners

    and by all you mean all 8, oop 7 of them. Dropping like flies. 

    also id be interested in the statistics behind this once the event ends, how much was processed in this period vs a normal period.

    i feel like less drugs will get processed in this time unless there are some serious late night shenanigans going on. all the drug processors are gonna get camped to shit. anyone who runs drugs for money are fucked for a while.

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