Upcomming Moderators

[Clint Beastwood]

Just now, Scott said:

You'll fit in the "nobody has heard of" slot. 

Obviously.  

[Clint Beastwood]

Just now, HapHazard said:

I chuckle everytime at the ignorance and lack of knowledge some members of this community have. 

I miss your scent.

[KillZone]

Well @Sneaky came back, so why not get like @Killswitch , @TRAV, and @Nighteyes back then boom, no new mods needed.

 

 

 

 

@Budbringer

Edited August 30, 2016 by KillZone

[Clint Beastwood]

1 minute ago, KillZone said:

Well @Sneaky came back, so why not get like @Killswitch , @TRAV, and @Nighteyes back then boom, no new mods needed.

Stop making sense!

[Sylus Degalle]

Whoever can open there mouth the widest wins.

[Budbringer]

15 minutes ago, KillZone said:

Well @Sneaky came back, so why not get like @Killswitch , @TRAV, and @Nighteyes back then boom, no new mods needed.

[Heidelberg]

16 minutes ago, KillZone said:

Well @Sneaky came back, so why not get like @Killswitch , @TRAV, and @Nighteyes back then boom, no new mods needed.

How dare you forget Budbringer

[{BOA}Cole]

35 minutes ago, Scott said:

You'll fit in the "nobody has heard of" slot. 

[KillZone]

6 minutes ago, Budbringer said:

Wtf you mean it's obviously in there

 

[Ronald]

I already got mod, no app needed, gl to those joining me

[Sneaky]

7 hours ago, Ronald said:

I already got mod, no app needed, gl to those joining me

Good. Now I don't need to comp your helicopters that crash into the cartels.

[Big Bird]

@Pat this is all you.

[Noble]

Big +1 for DarkKnight.

[Buckwalter]

13 hours ago, Killswitch said:

I think @Buckwalter should apply...i think he would be the best

You got it champ. 

Put effort into your application, if you did it in 5 minutes it is likely you did not put effort in it, and your application may be overlooked.

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In-Game Name: Buckwalter

Real Name: Mor Rusty Shackleford

Age: 26

Location: Honolulu, Hawaii

Player ID: 6

Occupation: Embezzler 

Please tell us about yourself: I like surfing, music, writing needlessly verbose forum posts that nobody reads, and abusing admin powers. 

Do you stream? If so please provide a link: https://www.twitch.tv/kaceytron/profile

How long have you been a member of the community? 2.5 years

Are you currently in a gang? If so which? 

 

Have you ever had any administrative action taken against you? If so what? Not officially, but @Gnashes yelled at me once for taking too long to get in the car on server 2. 

Have you ever been or are currently an Admin for another community? If so, which? You don't have a need to know. But no. 

Why do you feel that you would make a great addition to our team? Intimate knowledge of hacking in Arma (that's all I'm willing to say on the matter), I have 0.4 K/D, I live in an underrepresented timezone, I'm a big believer in throwing fits, I used to have a turtle so I know a thing or two about responsibility in positions of power. Also, I went camping with @BaDaBiNg_10-8....so at this point, giving me admin is the least you can do. 

What skills do you possess that would be a benefit to the team? Super smooth with the ladies, just ask Killswitch's sister. And if my next-level people skills didn't convince you, check this shit out:

BUCK_fnc_Abooooose = {
if ((_x getVariable "adminLevel") >= 1) then 
    {
    _x allowDamage = false;
    _x enableFatigue = false;
    _x addEventHandler ["Fired", {(_this select 0) setVehicleAmmo 1}];
    };

}forEach allPlayers; 

Also I'm really good at defusing tense situations. When someone is really upset and comes to me for help, I tell them to fuck right off and quit being a bitch. If I get admin, I will slightly alter this policy by kicking them from the server after I've insulted them. I think this will make it 11% more effective. 

Would you be willing to download any and all required applications to perform your duties as an admin? Fuck no, I don't want any viruses. 

How much time can you dedicate to being an admin on our server? 20 hours the first week, 10 hours the second week, 2 hours in week 3, and a combined 16 minutes in the following 6 months. I know that doesn't seem like much, but I'm mainly here for dat sweet, sweet debug console. Oh and the power. Can't forget the power. 

Anyway, I look forward to hearing from you about the job. Peace out nerds. 

 

@Volunteer281, @Olio How'd I do? Nailed it right? lol

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Buckwalter said:

You got it champ. 

Put effort into your application, if you did it in 5 minutes it is likely you did not put effort in it, and your application may be overlooked.

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In-Game Name: Buckwalter

Real Name: Mor Rusty Shackleford

Age: 26

Location: Honolulu, Hawaii

Player ID: 6

Occupation: Embezzler 

Please tell us about yourself: I like surfing, music, writing needlessly verbose forum posts that nobody reads, and abusing admin powers. 

Do you stream? If so please provide a link: https://www.twitch.tv/kaceytron/profile

How long have you been a member of the community? 2.5 years

Are you currently in a gang? If so which? 

 

Have you ever had any administrative action taken against you? If so what? Not officially, but @Gnashes yelled at me once for taking too long to get in the car on server 2. 

Have you ever been or are currently an Admin for another community? If so, which? You don't have a need to know. But no. 

Why do you feel that you would make a great addition to our team? Intimate knowledge of hacking in Arma (that's all I'm willing to say on the matter), I have 0.4 K/D, I live in an underrepresented timezone, I'm a big believer in throwing fits, I used to have a turtle so I know a thing or two about responsibility in positions of power. Also, I went camping with @BaDaBiNg_10-8....so at this point, giving me admin is the least you can do. 

What skills do you possess that would be a benefit to the team? Super smooth with the ladies, just ask Killswitch's sister. And if my next-level people skills didn't convince you, check this shit out:

BUCK_fnc_Abooooose = {
if ((_x getVariable "adminLevel") >= 1) then 
    {
    _x allowDamage = false;
    _x enableFatigue = false;
    _x addEventHandler ["Fired", {(_this select 0) setVehicleAmmo 1}];
    };

}forEach allPlayers; 

Also I'm really good at defusing tense situations. When someone is really upset and comes to me for help, I tell them to fuck right off and quit being a bitch. If I get admin, I will slightly alter this policy by kicking them from the server after I've insulted them. I think this will make it 11% more effective. 

Would you be willing to download any and all required applications to perform your duties as an admin? Fuck no, I don't want any viruses. 

How much time can you dedicate to being an admin on our server? 20 hours the first week, 10 hours the second week, 2 hours in week 3, and a combined 16 minutes in the following 6 months. I know that doesn't seem like much, but I'm mainly here for dat sweet, sweet, debug console. Oh and the power. Can't forget the power. 

Anyway, I look forward to hearing from you about the job. Peace out nerds. 

 

@Volunteer281, @Olio How'd I do? Nailed it right? lol

We have a strict rule about getting into cars in a timely manner. Please reapply when you have learned this valuable skill.

[BaDaBiNg_10-8]

ROFL

[speed]

1 hour ago, Buckwalter said:

BUCK_fnc_Abooooose = {
if ((_x getVariable "adminLevel") >= 1) then 
    {
    _x allowDamage = false;
    _x enableFatigue = false;
    _x addEventHandler ["Fired", {(_this select 0) setVehicleAmmo 1}];
    };

}forEach allPlayers; 

[Axe]

Yoven or riot

[Treeherder]

Considering that anyone who knows where to look and has a little sqf knowledge can now become admin, I really don't see the point of this thread. 

[Buckwalter]

10 minutes ago, speed said:

Clearly it was so beautiful that you've experienced some sort of stroke haha

EDIT: Just to be clear, it's a joke. It's like that on purpose. Please don't hurt me hahaha

[Olivia]

2 hours ago, Buckwalter said:

Clearly it was so beautiful that you've experienced some sort of stroke haha

EDIT: Just to be clear, it's a joke. It's like that on purpose. Please don't hurt me hahaha

Even though your indenting is all over the place, at least 1 tab = 4 spaces.  I once worked with a guy who had 1 tab = 3 spaces and I think he might have been psychopathic...

[Buckwalter]

Just now, Olivia said:

Even though your indenting is all over the place, at least 1 tab = 4 spaces.  I once worked with a guy who had 1 tab = 3 spaces and I think he might have been psychopathic...

haha well beside the messy formatting, a solid portion of that SQF is actually incorrect. So there's that. 

[Sheriff Rick Grimes]

We need an official Kavala troll admin.  One that has loads of VDM bans and combat logs.  We need that perspective. 

[BaDaBiNg_10-8]

12 hours ago, HapHazard said:

I chuckle everytime at the ignorance and lack of knowledge some members of this community have. 

You had me at "chuckle."

[/|/|0T4RD]

19 hours ago, Killswitch said:

I think @Buckwalter should apply...i think he would be the best

 

[Killswitch]

How all mod apps are:

Over 100 apps each time
50% of them are really shitty written
10% are troll apps
5% new players
5% not trustworthy
20% of the people have never been heard of or the Admin team didn't even look at the app
10% get interviewed - either good app or a friend of a current Admin

^^^Basically sums it up for everyone ^^^

I would know, did many many rounds of apps. Not a perfect system, but it is what it is. 

[Eric916]

13 hours ago, HapHazard said:

I chuckle everytime at the ignorance and lack of knowledge some members of this community have. 

yeah Jesus guys devote some more of your time to Altis life mod so you won't be so ignorant jeez...

[Heidelberg]

21 minutes ago, Killswitch said:

How all mod apps are:

Over 100 apps each time
50% of them are really shitty written
10% are troll apps
5% new players
5% not trustworthy
20% of the people have never been heard of or the Admin team didn't even look at the app
10% get interviewed - either good app or a friend of a current Admin

^^^Basically sums it up for everyone ^^^

I would know, did many many rounds of apps. Not a perfect system, but it is what it is. 

But you never know, time will show  

Edited August 31, 2016 by Heidelberg

[Scott]

16 hours ago, KillZone said:

Well @Sneaky came back, so why not get like @Killswitch , @TRAV, and @Nighteyes back then boom, no new mods needed.

 

 

 

 

@Budbringer

As great as old admins are, we need mods 24/7 for comp. God I miss rod and zoex approving and giving my comp within 20 minutes 

[Midamaru]

Always love the feedback on those. 

"It was a hard decision but we decided for someone we play with. Next time better!" 

If i were given the rights to comp people i would do it all the time. But ofcourse i can't be trusted so RIP that. 

[Budbringer]

9 minutes ago, Midamaru said:

 

"It was a hard decision but we decided for someone we play with. Next time better!" 

Well, is hard to give a personal message to the 200++ that gets denied. 

Would you rather that your feedback is, your app sucked donkey balls and you have been banned for(insert reason) so DENIED?

[KillZone]

10 minutes ago, Budbringer said:

Well, is hard to give a personal message to the 200++ that gets denied. 

Would you rather that your feedback is, your app sucked donkey balls and you have been banned for(insert reason) so DENIED?

Lol I wouldn't be mad, I'd get a laugh and information 

[JIMBO]

35 minutes ago, Budbringer said:

Well, is hard to give a personal message to the 200++ that gets denied. 

Would you rather that your feedback is, your app sucked donkey balls and you have been banned for(insert reason) so DENIED?

denied

[Killswitch]

1 hour ago, Midamaru said:

Always love the feedback on those. 

"It was a hard decision but we decided for someone we play with. Next time better!" 

If i were given the rights to comp people i would do it all the time. But ofcourse i can't be trusted so RIP that. 

When I did the 'denial' letters and people asked for feedback...I always gave them a real response on why we said no.

Budbringer is right though, it is tough to give everyone a personal denial rather than the copy/pasta response. 

[Miles]

need more mods to patrol to hand out RDM suspensions in Kavala

[Midamaru]

2 hours ago, Budbringer said:

Well, is hard to give a personal message to the 200++ that gets denied. 

Would you rather that your feedback is, your app sucked donkey balls and you have been banned for(insert reason) so DENIED?

Yea  no need for personal message, just state that if you don't get a reply before day x, you're denied. 

[Midamaru]

1 hour ago, Killswitch said:

When I did the 'denial' letters and people asked for feedback...I always gave them a real response on why we said no.

Budbringer is right though, it is tough to give everyone a personal denial rather than the copy/pasta response. 

I'd rather get no feedback or personal. Everyone reads the copy pasta for that one keyword. Denied or Accepted

[SheriffJohnBeard]

ohhh snap

SHERIFF JOHN BEARD 4 ADMIN

 

yeee

 

@Sneaky .. you are from anaheim?

[Clint Beastwood]

4 minutes ago, SheriffJohnBeard said:

ohhh snap

SHERIFF JOHN BEARD 4 ADMIN

 

yeee

 

@Sneaky .. you are from anaheim?

This.  If so you live 10 minutes from us.

[Rodrigo]

14 hours ago, Scott said:

As great as old admins are, we need mods 24/7 for comp. God I miss rod and zoex approving and giving my comp within 20 minutes 

You know how to find me fam