Sp0on Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 51 minutes ago, Leroy Jenkins said: Just spend your money the way you see fit and leave others' money alone...stay self-reliant and never depend on the generosity of others for your survival... YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? HANDS UP OR DIE! Leroy Jenkins likes this Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 23 hours ago, wollie35 said: explanation plox Plox the suffix -erz on the end of plox can be used to create a playful mood in conversation between gamers and can be used as an exclamation when a gamer is either in a tough situation or is has accomplished something amazing. Usually coupled with an add on word. Link to comment
`Coffe~ Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Quote Quote when are they going to fix the lag and the crashes?? Link to comment
Hoodlum Priest Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 7:38 AM, Sp0on said: typical capitalist. you horde and horde and horde, not giving a shit about the naked ppl that live in the poorer regions such as Kavala who are forced to fend for themselves by looting Y inventory and rdming everyone on sight because they are too scared to leave their birthplace. You should be taxed more than the 99% you fucking monster. Let them starve. Nothing I enjoy more than stepping over a ragged communist living like a bum in the streets while I sip $300 a bottle bourbon and toke on a $25 cigar. Socialists....I shit them. BaDaBiNg_10-8, • B A R K I N • and Leroy Jenkins like this Link to comment
Subaru Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 On 5/1/2018 at 6:10 PM, Barkin said: I'm down to join DH. Just hit me up with the TS. You don't want this toxic bastard in your group/gang... Trust me... Twinkie and Innate like this Link to comment
Gen. Henry Arnold Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 52 minutes ago, Subaru said: You don't want this toxic bastard in your group/gang... Trust me... Leroy is well aware of @Barkin, right @Leroy Jenkins? Jokes aside, they know each other as pilots, same reason I got acquainted with them two. Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 i feel bad bc a few weeks ago when a lieutenant entered your house i followed and stole an inv of scotch from your crates. Link to comment
wollie35 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 31 minutes ago, Blake Kingsin said: i feel bad bc a few weeks ago when a lieutenant entered your house i followed and stole an inv of scotch from your crates. @Clint Beastwood hit him with the apd hammer Space likes this Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 Just now, wollie35 said: @Clint Beastwood hit him with the apd hammer I WASNT ON COP Link to comment
wollie35 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Blake Kingsin said: I WASNT ON COP That's what I would say if I was on cop too Space likes this Link to comment
Hoodlum Priest Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 16 hours ago, Gen. Henry Arnold said: Leroy is well aware of @Barkin, right @Leroy Jenkins? Jokes aside, they know each other as pilots, same reason I got acquainted with them two. Barkin is a good kid actually. He just gets wrapped up in his game persona and gets all toxic. There aint no way he actually acts like that in real life. his 105 pound ass couldnt cash the checks his mouth writes online. Shame, I always had fun playing with him. • B A R K I N • and Leroy Jenkins like this Link to comment
• B A R K I N • Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/4/2018 at 10:08 PM, Subaru said: You don't want this toxic bastard in your group/gang... Trust me... Imagine your greatest achievement in life being Asylum staff. I'd hate myself and everybody around me too if I was 30+ with no foreseeable future success. Go ahead and abuse your powers and ban me for another 30 days just because I didn't hop on the "I love subaru" bandwagon. I would expect someone your age to be more mature. Censoring others online does not make you a more powerful person. I'm not toxic, its just a character; ask anybody on Asylum who actually spent time with me. Its still a shame that a 20 year old has to tell you to grow up. Sometimes its good to just say "Nature of the beast" and move on. On 7/5/2018 at 3:36 PM, Hoodlum Priest said: Barkin is a good kid actually. He just gets wrapped up in his game persona and gets all toxic. There aint no way he actually acts like that in real life. his 105 pound ass couldnt cash the checks his mouth writes online. Shame, I always had fun playing with him. You and Leroy will always have a special place in my heart. <3 p.s. fuck u im 155 lbs Farmer Steve and Luke SwagWalker like this Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted July 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 Guy, guys!!! It's just a game!!! We still love you Barkin, we can't play very long with you before our toxicity filters get clogged so quickly (even the heavy-duty, extra-capacity filters, but we love you! LMAO!!! • B A R K I N • likes this Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted July 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/5/2018 at 0:52 AM, Blake Kingsin said: i feel bad bc a few weeks ago when a lieutenant entered your house i followed and stole an inv of scotch from your crates. Wait!!! You did that to me??? I'm gonna need that back as soon as possible, my inventory count is off!!! Link to comment
• B A R K I N • Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 46 minutes ago, Leroy Jenkins said: Guy, guys!!! It's just a game!!! We still love you Barkin, we can't play very long with you before our toxicity filters get clogged so quickly (even the heavy-duty, extra-capacity filters, but we love you! LMAO!!! Well, I've really reformed this time and I can prove it. The whole toxic persona thing mellowed out and I'm just straight chillin. I finally realized that its literally just a video game. I don't even game much anymore, but I would love to have an opportunity to catch up with you and @Hoodlum Priest sometime. The summer job I got taught me valuable social skills I didn't even know I lacked. <3 cHIP oTLE likes this Link to comment
Gen. Henry Arnold Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) On 06/07/2018 at 7:27 PM, Barkin said: Well, I've really reformed this time and I can prove it. The whole toxic persona thing mellowed out and I'm just straight chillin. I finally realized that its literally just a video game. I don't even game much anymore, but I would love to have an opportunity to catch up with you and @Hoodlum Priest sometime. The summer job I got taught me valuable social skills I didn't even know I lacked. <3 @Barkin wooing the ladies with his new forklift driving certificate Edited July 9, 2018 by Gen. Henry Arnold Link to comment
SAS | IcedTactics Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 On 5/1/2018 at 3:26 AM, Leroy Jenkins said: Everyone is always asking "how much money do I have?" Well, it's $33,903,144 as of May 1st, 2018. It's mostly meth, coke, crank although I got my first $10 million mostly distilling Scotch. I make all of my own guns/ammo, helicopters and vehicles. I pick berries rather than buy water or bacon. I pick up Red Gulls, blood and painkillers from bodies even when I'm being shot at because, hell, they're going to just disappear if I don't. I steal and chop every vehicle I find unlocked; even if it's a potato-car and I always take the tool-kits from the inventory before chopping. I cap Drug before selling drugs...always. I've never bought a gun at Rebel...ever...although the other day, I bought 5 or 6 magazines and it nearly killed me to do so. I make a ton from rebel-activities and yes, I hear most of your cries for mercy but I think back to when I was excavating on the beach near Sofia and I was never cut any slack or mercy, from those rebels robbing and killing me time and again...so the island-tone had been set long before I started playing. It's very basic...Grow-up, put your big-boy pants on and if you can't take the risk vs. reward balance on the island, don't come here; go play Roblox. APD officers and higher-ups deserve a huge shot-out because anyone who's been on the island more than a few months will recall that rule-bending and outright corruption was routine...but no longer is that the case. Today's APD guys are a much higher-tier group because they follow the APD Dashboard rules to letter and when there's any ambiguity or grey-area discovered, they re-write the rule for more clarification to both civilians and APD officers. I donate a huge amount of money to Republican-like players who aren't afraid to work for the money (mutual benefit) and for those more socialistic, Democratic-like players who are just asking for a "hand-out" or free money, I always tell them "I won't give you any money but I'll show you how to make it"...sadly, most decline the offer though. So, thanks for listening and I urge all of you (and I'm really talking directly to the Drunk Squad gang members), please stop claiming RDM for any and all kills. There is a hidden gem in the Rules and Guidelines which clarifies and explains in more detail about what is and what is NOT RDM. I don't think many have had a chance to really read and digest it. Line number 9 under the RDM section reads, "The rules around RDM have changed slightly: Please refer to the changes Here! " Thanks for listening and I'll see you on the Island!!! Leroy Jenkins, Asylum's Richest (...for now...) I love how you offer to teach people, I always chip in for gang houses and don't whine because I want comp for spending it, I help out people and point them in the right direction and how to make good money from the start and how to progress, For that I thank you Leroy Jenkins and Walt like this Link to comment
Blake Kingsin Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 13 hours ago, Leroy Jenkins said: Wait!!! You did that to me??? I'm gonna need that back as soon as possible, my inventory count is off!!! lol if u really want it back i got u Leroy Jenkins likes this Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted July 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 On 7/7/2018 at 8:26 AM, Blake Kingsin said: lol if u really want it back i got u YES!!! I want it...I need it!!! But I'll be offline for a week...then come find me!!! Link to comment
Hoodlum Priest Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 6:27 PM, Barkin said: Well, I've really reformed this time and I can prove it. The whole toxic persona thing mellowed out and I'm just straight chillin. I finally realized that its literally just a video game. I don't even game much anymore, but I would love to have an opportunity to catch up with you and @Hoodlum Priest sometime. The summer job I got taught me valuable social skills I didn't even know I lacked. <3 Oh, NOW you realized it?!? When I would tell you, "Its just a video game", you would ear rape me....." ITS NOT A VIDEO GAME, ITS A COMMUNITY!!!!" Its OK chuckles, you know we love you. • B A R K I N • likes this Link to comment
Cherry Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 On 6/23/2018 at 5:42 PM, Leroy Jenkins said: It was mostly Cherry @ me next time Leroy Jenkins likes this Link to comment
Inq Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 On 5/1/2018 at 11:26 AM, Leroy Jenkins said: $33,903,144 @Midamaru I told you picking up water-bottles and bacon was worth it. Nobody believed me... Midamaru likes this Link to comment
Farmer Steve Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 yo lets get an update Link to comment
Midamaru Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Inq said: @Midamaru I told you picking up water-bottles and bacon was worth it. Nobody believed me... You sick fuck you even sold lockpicks and zipties, none can live like that! Patato, BlackShot and Inq like this Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted July 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 Update!!! GravL likes this Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted July 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 12 hours ago, Midamaru said: You sick fuck you even sold lockpicks and zipties, none can live like that! Hahahahaha (in my evilest laugh!!!) IT'S ALL WORTH, SOON I WILL CONQUER THE GALAXY!!! Link to comment
Midamaru Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Leroy Jenkins said: Hahahahaha (in my evilest laugh!!!) IT'S ALL WORTH, SOON I WILL CONQUER THE GALAXY!!! Well i love your concept, you maximize income and minimize your costs. It's the perfect recipe for getting as rich as you can get. In my experience it also helps alot to have the right connections, if you're in the biggest/most active gang on the server or friends with them it means you got alot of protection/less chance of getting robbed farming money ect. I'd rather make friends with anyone running the same thing as me over trying to rob them and then getting payback ect. Good stuff Leroy, only it's sad to achieve such a great thing on a semi-dead community Leroy Jenkins likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Leroy Jenkins said: Hahahahaha (in my evilest laugh!!!) IT'S ALL WORTH, SOON I WILL CONQUER THE GALAXY!!! I don't get what your gonna conquer ;P, but keep doing what your doing I guess. Link to comment
SAS | IcedTactics Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 23 hours ago, Leroy Jenkins said: Update!!! I will conquer you one day, I may only have 200k but I will catch up soon, Guess it's time to go on a 72 hour nonstop grind, If the servers let me and don't crash Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted July 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 21 hours ago, Midamaru said: Well i love your concept, you maximize income and minimize your costs. It's the perfect recipe for getting as rich as you can get. In my experience it also helps alot to have the right connections, if you're in the biggest/most active gang on the server or friends with them it means you got alot of protection/less chance of getting robbed farming money ect. I'd rather make friends with anyone running the same thing as me over trying to rob them and then getting payback ect. Good stuff Leroy, only it's sad to achieve such a great thing on a semi-dead community Negative ghost-rider...I estimate I've made about 98% of my money playing lone-wolf...started that way, had a blast with the guys in the gang but almost always give up my cut in robberies to the guys in the gang because, let's face it, I don't need the money and they do...badly...gang's all but dried up now and only a couple of us with Darkhorse these days so I'm back in my normal money-grinding pattern of lone-wolf but we had a blast. We also trained-up some Kavala-pistol-bangers, got them up to speed so they were using great squad-tactics, quick accurate comms and passed along vital tactics and strategies to surviving most situations the island has to offer. Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted July 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 48 minutes ago, SAS | IcedTactics said: I will conquer you one day, I may only have 200k but I will catch up soon, Guess it's time to go on a 72 hour nonstop grind, If the servers let me and don't crash If I only had a dollar for eveytime I heard I'm going to get passed...sigh...good luck...the top-spot isn't mine, I've just been holding it for the last six months for someone else...it's anyone's slot... Link to comment
SAS | IcedTactics Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 On 7/21/2018 at 11:11 PM, Leroy Jenkins said: If I only had a dollar for eveytime I heard I'm going to get passed...sigh...good luck...the top-spot isn't mine, I've just been holding it for the last six months for someone else...it's anyone's slot... heh Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted July 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 (edited) Can someone loan me some money!!! I'm BROKE!!! Edited July 30, 2018 by Leroy Jenkins bad url • B A R K I N • likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Just now, Leroy Jenkins said: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/990115005953424530/7A2C25A88931F11447A64DE7BDF510989CBDE046/ Jezus christ, a 2k bounty, what if a career cop gives u a ticket for that. Now I can see how you so poor, youre just not Carefull with ur bounty Leroy Jenkins likes this Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted July 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Just now, wollie35 said: Jezus christ, a 2k bounty, what if a career cop gives u a ticket for that. Now I can see how you so poor, youre just not Carefull with ur bounty Hasn't been that high in a while...freaks me out...2 minutes in jail, tops Link to comment
wollie35 Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Just now, Leroy Jenkins said: Hasn't been that high in a while...freaks me out...2 minutes in jail, tops Could be 45 if the server is a dick hehe Leroy Jenkins likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 guess money cant buy you everything New mods doing work Leroy Jenkins, • B A R K I N • and Mason like this Link to comment
Batcan Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Damn it’s come to the point where dupers get 7 days and a wipe. Back in my day you’d be banned for like a month or two. Link to comment
Leroy Jenkins Posted August 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, wollie35 said: guess money cant buy you everything New mods doing work This recent ban makes me think back to a cop who clearly side-swipped me, flipping my vehicle and subsequently taking me into custody. I uploaded my video and he his. My video showed a clear video in 3rd person of him ramming me, while his video clearly showed he passed me by at least 15 feet laterally and spike-striped me. We agreed it was typical Arma and I removed my IA request. Same event but two vastly different video captures. A player can only go on what's he's seeing and I was banned because DS couldn't successfully land an Orca under the extreme pressure and stress of Leroy crowding him in-flight because the Darkhorse's Eagle's Talon squad has killed them so many times before. They panicked and crashed. Admin SilverSpy is apparently unaware of this Arma-perspective anomaly and immediately sided with the one-sided video uploaded by the crash victims...he thinks I desync rammed an Orca with a Littlebird, taking zero health damage and zero vehicle damage. We all know how robust the Orca is to crashing and ground-fire and we all know how weak the Littlebird is under the same stresses. Silver, not sure how new you are to Mod'ing player reports but you've Closed the topic for further discussion so I've got no recourse to illustrate how this was not a VDM incident. I urge you to reconsider or perhaps another Admin with more experience in this area can weigh in...here's the video from Leroy's perspective...7-Day Ban...shame... https://youtu.be/rEj2m9dHW9Y bigjohn561 likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Leroy Jenkins said: This recent ban makes me think back to a cop who clearly side-swipped me, flipping my vehicle and subsequently taking me into custody. I uploaded my video and he his. My video showed a clear video in 3rd person of him ramming me, while his video clearly showed he passed me by at least 15 feet laterally and spike-striped me. We agreed it was typical Arma and I removed my IA request. Same event but two vastly different video captures. A player can only go on what's he's seeing and I was banned because DS couldn't successfully land an Orca under the extreme pressure and stress of Leroy crowding him in-flight because the Darkhorse's Eagle's Talon squad has killed them so many times before. They panicked and crashed. Admin SilverSpy is apparently unaware of this Arma-perspective anomaly and immediately sided with the one-sided video uploaded by the crash victims...he thinks I desync rammed an Orca with a Littlebird, taking zero health damage and zero vehicle damage. We all know how robust the Orca is to crashing and ground-fire and we all know how weak the Littlebird is under the same stresses. Silver, not sure how new you are to Mod'ing player reports but you've Closed the topic for further discussion so I've got no recourse to illustrate how this was not a VDM incident. I urge you to reconsider or perhaps another Admin with more experience in this area can weigh in...here's the video from Leroy's perspective...7-Day Ban...shame... https://youtu.be/rEj2m9dHW9Y on their perspective 100 % sure it looked like you hit them, cause u obviously i think accidentally desynced them. Link to comment
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