[Asylum Glory Days]

it hurts to know asylum will never reach this peak again

[New myAsylum Statistics]

Add a stat showing how many bans you have, and who has the most, ty

[APD getting SKI'd]

A magnificent piece of modern art demonstrating the classic past time of locking cunts on a jet ski 

[V2 hype]

im really excited

[throwback]

 

[goodbye]

12 hours ago, Ronald said:

*Gets perm banned* 

You had one job

 

[Pour one out....]

Imagine getting banned for cheating. If you don’t get banned for vdm, rdm, or cl, you’re a pussy 

[Changes in Asylum]

Bada's missus confiscated the PC again, don't worry, he'll be back in 6-8 months.

[What is Asylum V2?]

God damn it, of course this would be announced a few days after I get perm banned, @Samperino.

 

I look forward to playing this on an alt account, hopefully it's actually good.

[Server rule update.]

???

 

[MERCH STORE CLOSING MAY 1ST]

10 hours ago, Flare Chaser said:

Make Asylum tank tops and bras and panties lol. @jphman

make asylum fur suits while you're at it

[Why is this a thing?]

Why are they promoting one of the shittest gangs on asylum? You know Ron and I stopped their bank robbery singlehandedly with a rook right? Smfh 

[New Zealand shooting]

8 minutes ago, Xehons said:

 like most muslim radicals he went for civilians so its not out of the ordinary 

so this retard gets to continue posting after saying that innocent people deserved to die because they follow a certain religion, yet im on mod queue for posting a link to someone's youtube channel? 

aight then,  can someone delete this fucking retard off the forums?

[goodbye]

trying again since my first post didnt get approved for some reason.

heavy breathing is leaving, the honeymoon phase with asylum is over, off to greener pastures. you may occasionally see one of us in a beige hatchback roaming kavala.

im trying to make my exit without a perm ban

goodbye

 

[Kavala Literally Unplayable]

2 minutes ago, Clint Beastwood said:

CENSORED

BANNED

OPPRESSED

as usual smh

[Krypton the Gamer Montage]

I’ve never used bot as an insult on arma but that Olympus Ifrit guy literally got out and ran at you like AI. Fucking bot. 

[why Nv why]

you just got outplayed

[Krypton the Gamer Montage]

fucking epic gaymer

[Outplayed]

if the roles were reversed all of envy would be permed already

[Asylum Police Department: Precinct 3]

too bad im blacklisted, server 3 is my home, it's where my crack village is. Now how else am I supposed to protect crack village from the rebels north east?

[A few things.]

I just want vehicle insurance, have you ever seen my piloting skills?

[and Im still roleplaying fucking a]

1 hour ago, justi said:

2:57-2:59 

what are you  about?

[Suggestion for the courthouse in Therisa]

Make it so when a bounty hunter tries to arrest someone, it sends them to jail instead and unrestrains the fugitive and gives the fugitive the money for their bounty. It’s only fair to the rebels trying to make montages. 

[Footage of Stellar's final moments]

1 minute ago, Tyrese said:

Meme review : 6/10

direct all complaints to @Ronald

[Footage of Stellar's final moments]

good luck on olympus