HenryHoover Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "Mine" - every server restart Luke SwagWalker and Casey Anthony like this Link to comment
Luke SwagWalker Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "you haven't lived until you've seen a bitch get fucked with an axe" - TimberWolf IndianapolisJones likes this Link to comment
{BOA}Cole Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "RUN I FUCKED UP THE GRENADE THROW" - @Nyjal Link to comment
JIMBO Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "Man, the man is killing us, man! over!" - @Tom Link to comment
chF Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 RichardCranium - "What happens if you walk up to a cop and throw shit on the ground in front of him? What's he gonna charge you with?" Cadet Happy - "Not recycling???" Sergio, Olivia, Tyler and 2 others like this Link to comment
The Weeb Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) 14 hours ago, Vanilla Coke said: "You wont flip this Orca and kill all of us" - @Sugarfoot @The Weeb "I never said "No Balls"!" @Sugarfoot "If any of you touch the crate you're dead" @Diseased Edited August 15, 2016 by The Weeb Vanilla Coke likes this Link to comment
Clint Beastwood Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "I don't cheat" -kingidentities "He doesnt cheat" -All of df "Is that a guy over there?" -Nickis "I only hacked against hackers" -Destro/Slipshod Sjuol, explicit, Valkyrie and 8 others like this Link to comment
powerwolf Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Sgt jayleen "Well time to smoke a bowl, do a like of coke, and make some kids cry!" Link to comment
Le Razoir Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 "My shadow are turned off" @william Link to comment
The Weeb Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 (edited) "I got the shadow bug" @xrantz suh(CSGO Random) "One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door." Edited August 16, 2016 by The Weeb Link to comment
USCCHRIS Posted August 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Corporal USCCHRIS: Go finish processing that guy Cadet Happy: I did, he paid his ticket Corporal USCCHRIS: He's still wanted for 42k, why'd you unrestrain him? Cadet Happy: I saw the thing pop up and I thought he paid it! *Suspect Disconnects* setherm1, Casey Anthony, Heidelberg and 1 other like this Link to comment
Monkeysz Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 "FSA Why are you camping North Rebel" - Everyone who has played server 2 setherm1, Mike Stmria, Blake Kingsin and 1 other like this Link to comment
Murmurs Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/13/2016 at 5:22 PM, ✪ Eli said: "Tracers authorized" - P4 Whoa now, this is supposed to be quotes! I know this isnt real because we never authorized tracers on P4! Eli, Reavantos and Cynica like this Link to comment
Murmurs Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 *While I'm water-boarding a prisoner* Sijanic "Nooo! Murmurs, dont hurt my friend!! What did he do?!" Me "He stole a crippled kid's crutches. Sijanic "Oh, kill him" Reavantos and setherm1 like this Link to comment
USCCHRIS Posted August 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) "How did that shot not hit him!?!" - @DarkKnight Edited August 17, 2016 by USCCHRIS Xehons, DreamC, Ray. and 1 other like this Link to comment
pete Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 goodbye asylum (and arma) - me JIMBO and HardyBxoxo like this Link to comment
Reapered Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Cadet Brandon joins P3 teamspeak channel. Cadet Brandon-help me some bounty hunters have me restrained Hubschrauber-where are you at Cadet Brandon-Kavala *checks map* Random Constable- you are alone in kavala in the middle of the square what are u doing there Cadet Brandon leaves the channel Hubschauber-somebody help him Nyjal, Olivia, Ray. and 8 others like this Link to comment
USCCHRIS Posted August 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 *Cadet starts driving away* "Stop pulling out before I can finish!" - @Casey Anthony minibagge, Casey Anthony, Flameless and 2 others like this Link to comment
Miss Evo Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 47 minutes ago, Kitui said: hey evo, I think he didnt initiate and lied. he initiated like old school asylum i think, "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE" Link to comment
Chau Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 "What do you meeeeaaaaan!?" @Tiger @Ronald Tiger and Ronald like this Link to comment
Plus One Chromosome Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) @Jafar Ragnar/Reckless: "I hope you aren't scripting @Keneith. I'm recording and I have you full sprinting and then 1 shot headshotting me" - Jafar last night The butthurt/salt. Edited August 24, 2016 by Plus One Chromosome Valkyrie, Keneith and .Sean like this Link to comment
Jafar Ragnar/Reckless Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 I mean I got video I can upload and yall can decide but from my video looks like it Link to comment
Jafar Ragnar/Reckless Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 also not but hurt when I got mils to spend Link to comment
HulaHoop Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 16 hours ago, USCCHRIS said: *Cadet starts driving away* "Stop pulling out before I can finish!" - @Casey Anthony OI WHERE THE FUkk IS MA TAG BOII I WAS DAT CADET xD Good times USCCHRIS and Casey Anthony like this Link to comment
KillZone Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 "Killzone your a dumbass" -daddiescummies - @Durga Link to comment
Durga Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 "You can't do that!" -Every person I've arrested in Kavala Olivia, Casey Anthony, setherm1 and 4 others like this Link to comment
Anthony Carter Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 "Removed off cop" - APD Senior Staff Link to comment
setherm1 Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 "I can't give you my mx"-fuq boi bounty hunter *pulls out ak* "Are you sure about that" -Me (the real og) USCCHRIS likes this Link to comment
Monkeysz Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 "I`m a ginger" -Peggerz HenryHoover likes this Link to comment
Jessie Slaughter Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 "I have a spider in my ass!" - Vazybot 2016 Mike Stmria, vazybot and Monkeysz like this Link to comment
aleco5 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 (edited) "I don't hack" - Nickis Edited September 3, 2016 by aleco5 Rodrigo likes this Link to comment
Jessie Slaughter Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 On 9/3/2016 at 2:24 PM, aleco5 said: "I don't hack" - Nickis harsh lol Link to comment
Rodrigo Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 " No Balls " To many people to tag, but pretty much old Synergy Clint Beastwood likes this Link to comment
aleco5 Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Jessie Slaughter said: harsh lol lol, I honestly don't know if he really did or not but he did start sending me messages on steam saying how he didn't right after his ban so who knows? Link to comment
Widsyy Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 "Fat Ginger" - @Sijanec Sijanec likes this Link to comment
william Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 23 minutes ago, Rodrigo said: " No Balls " To many people to tag, but pretty much old Synergy Link to comment
Rosie Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 "It just blows my mind." - @DarkKnight "You want some? I'll give it to ya." - @Danny DarkKnight likes this Link to comment
Clint Beastwood Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 On 8/24/2016 at 0:25 AM, USCCHRIS said: *Cadet starts driving away* "Stop pulling out before I can finish!" - @Casey Anthony underrated post. LOL USCCHRIS and Casey Anthony like this Link to comment
Boris Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 "Brb dinners ready." - @OLL13 "COPS ON MEEEE" - @Ranga "What the fuck man every time I die from behind." @Kuklinski "N*****s." @Diseased "Hey dad!" @Pieter "Oh I'm only nine I'm not old enough to get raped." @Sean // Fitty Bread Kuklinski, asiuxjau, HardyBxoxo and 2 others like this Link to comment
Casey Anthony Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 16 hours ago, Clint Beastwood said: underrated post. LOL I'm quite glad it's gone under the radar... Link to comment
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