Changelog - September

[Henry Facesmasher]

9 hours ago, tom said:

@Mr. Slickpoverty moment

I did this.. maxed it out thinking i was going to bank not knowing i had to get all the components for it to work...

 

fml

[Niklaus]

31 minutes ago, Henry Facesmasher said:

I did this.. maxed it out thinking i was going to bank not knowing i had to get all the components for it to work...

 

fml

have fun never getting components.

[Trioxide]

Imagine ur just running some LSD alone at night and then you get mauled by a fucking goat monster

[Mr. Slick]

11 hours ago, Juan Lei said:

Stop adding in cut scenes for no reason, the gang fortress shit makes everyone who tried to cap it jump into a cut scene for no reason what if a gang stopped going there and is fighting a cartel and then has its members jump to the cut scene making the oposing gang able to kill them because you cant do anything about it, i know you guys like pushing new sound effects and cut scenes out but seriously it's annoying as hell

It actually ended when the cutscene started, so if your going to cry like a little baby. Maybe don't fight?

[Defragments]

56 minutes ago, Mr. Slick said:

It actually ended when the cutscene started, so if your going to cry like a little baby. Maybe don't fight?

Idk why that is your response. I was literally in the ocean like 7km away and I got the cutscene because I went to the fortress for a bit.

[Mr. Slick]

34 minutes ago, Defragments said:

Idk why that is your response. I was literally in the ocean like 7km away and I got the cutscene because I went to the fortress for a bit.

Should now be only the people nearby

[Zurph]

@Mr. Slick dont know if you know this but the crypto dealer is still fucked 

[Azeh]

46 minutes ago, Zurph said:

@Mr. Slick dont know if you know this but the crypto dealer is still fucked 

hotfix hasn't been rolled out yet

[Panda]

8 minutes ago, .Max said:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper. On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.

Congratulations on wasting 30mins of your time to write that lol.

[Sp0on]

Good update. Good jerb.

Noice

[Niklaus]

18 minutes ago, Pandaヅ said:

Congratulations on wasting 30mins of your time to write that lol.

methinks its a copypasta.

[Mr. Slick]

Hotfix #1:
- Fixed crypto dealer bitcoin storages becoming infinite
- Fixed bounty dropping
- Fixed crypto app sizing on different ui sizes (don't forget, you can toggle the app visibility on/off in the settings app)
- Fixed a message regarding firefighting
- Fixed being able to spawn inside and use gang fortress related features while not being in a gang
- Fixed jewelry emporium not having motherboards
- Removed kore checkpoint (dump hq replaces it)
- Added an option to toggle of custom hex icons (resorts to default a3 hexes)
- Increased hunt time for goat man (sorry)
- Fixed oyster seasonal quest not incrementing
- Fixed not being able to do numerous cop things at the new dump hq
- Fixed/updated !stats to include new stats
- Added filter for when the gang fortress is active, showing time held for each gang that capped
- The ending cutscene for the gang fortress when only show to nearby players at the flag

[Henry Facesmasher]

4 hours ago, Defragments said:

Idk why that is your response. I was literally in the ocean like 7km away and I got the cutscene because I went to the fortress for a bit.

Because no one likes constructive criticism 

[Mr. Slick]

Hotfix #2:
- Fixed gang fortress ownership not properly set on server start.
- Fixed gang fortress capture starting on the wrong days.
- Fixed gang fortress marker.
- Added a 3 minute cooldown to respawn to Sofia (civ), when you die in Sofia whilst the Jewelry Emporium is active.
- Updated all loot stash positions (good luck!).
- Possibly fixed requesting bodies in the AFD responder menu.
- Buffed UFO event loot overall, including rare pc components.
- Made console components rarer to find.
- Possibly fixed an issue with a black hole for money in sending a vehicle to gang garage (rare)?

NOTE: If you find any bugs or issues, please submit a bug report!

[Abu]

On 9/5/2021 at 1:12 PM, Mr. Slick said:

APD minigun boat (LT+).

why?

[Richard]

11 minutes ago, Mr. Slick said:

Hotfix #2:
- Updated all loot stash positions (good luck!).

You bitch 

[Kraken]

1 hour ago, Mr. Slick said:

- Possibly fixed requesting bodies in the AFD responder menu.

Thank you kind sir ❤️

[Trioxide]

On 9/5/2021 at 4:12 AM, Mr. Slick said:

- Updated all loot stash positions (good luck!).

I knew of two, one by the radio tower in sofia and one on the long island in pyrgos bay. Seemed like I was the only one who knew about those lol

[bigjohn561]

On 9/5/2021 at 6:12 AM, Mr. Slick said:

 

• Crypto Mining 
  • Players who own a house that has a market price over 100k, can purchase the crypto miner property upgrade. 
  • You can have up to 25 crypto consoles to mine any major coin.
  • New Crypto Dealer Cartel
    • Owning the crypto dealer will increase the rate at which you mine
    • Bitcoin will also be mined overtime at the flag, and can be taken out like rubber at oil.
  • Prices are based on real life prices, and update regularly on the server
    • You can check the crypto app on your phone to check prices.
    • You can also toggle off the ability to see the crypto app in phone settings
  • The crypto miner laptop at your household, will allow you to start mining, selling crypto, and upgrading your miner.
    • Upgrading your miner, either by more consoles and/or levels, will increase the amount of coin(s) it mines.
    • The amount you mine is based on the current price of the coin.
      • Note: Buying crypto is currently disabled (balancing issue), but the option is there for the future.
      • You can only mine while being online 
  • Gaming Asylum Consoles are made at any black market, requiring different pc components
    • Ryzen 5950X, RTX 3090 Ti, 3000W PSU, 10TB M.2 SSD, Asus Dark Hero Mobo, 64GB DDR4 Ram, NZXT Water Cooler, and a Console Frame are required to make a Gaming Asylum Console.
    • These PC components can be found from different server events and gathering from different goods.
      • Ryzen 5950X = Metal detecting, login bonuses, and loot stashes.
      • RTX 3090 Ti =  Federal reserve, login bonuses, earthquakes, and loot stashes.
      • 3000W PSU = Mental Asylum and rebel air drops 
      • 10TB M.2 SSD = Mining and login bonuses.
      •  Asus Dark Hero Mobo = Jewelry Emporium and login bonuses.
      • 64GB DDR4 Ram = excavators and login bonuses.
      • NZXT Water Cooler = Bank of Altis.
      • Console Frame = Airdrops, login bonuses, and earthquakes.
•  

 

Ok so.... Consoles can break.... Takes about 10mil to fully upgrade everything and thats not including the price of parts if ur buying them.       

How is this worth it? Why wasn't it shown/Explained in more detail? At least tell us the amount that your able to earn per console plz.

[Defragments]

@Mr. SlickHave the LSD patch notes been written anywhere yet?

[Defragments]

Is this because I didn't accept your Imperium application all those years ago?! Make LSD great again!

[Azeh]

2 hours ago, Defragments said:

Is this because I didn't accept your Imperium application all those years ago?! Make LSD great again!

If you're talking about the price change, that was me 

[Mr. Slick]

3 hours ago, Defragments said:

Is this because I didn't accept your Imperium application all those years ago?! Make LSD great again!

I was loyal to Nekro, never applied lol.

14 hours ago, bigjohn561 said:

 

Ok so.... Consoles can break.... Takes about 10mil to fully upgrade everything and thats not including the price of parts if ur buying them.       

How is this worth it? Why wasn't it shown/Explained in more detail? At least tell us the amount that your able to earn per console plz.

Secrets 

[bigjohn561]

4 hours ago, Mr. Slick said:

Secrets 

Secrets to have people dump money into and get nothing in return?

[Good Lub]

mr slick fooled everyone into wasting their $

[Defragments]

7 hours ago, Azeh said:

If you're talking about the price change, that was me 

You are the culprit?! Why wasn't it written anywhere?!

 

6 hours ago, Mr. Slick said:

I was loyal to Nekro, never applied lol.

I know, hahah. It was a troll app. Feels bad to be denied within 1 second. 🙂

[KrazyKnight]

19 hours ago, Defragments said:

@Mr. SlickHave the LSD patch notes been written anywhere yet?

Did LSD get the nerf?

[Defragments]

4 hours ago, KrazyKnight said:

Did LSD get the nerf?

It's been nerfed twice so far

[Dan.]

Unknown Cryptid - Rumors have been heard around the island of a goat like cryptid stalking prey in the NW part of the map. Locals have said he is harmless, but preys on victims that are alone, in the dark.

is that some chupacabra shittt 👀

[Kraken]

2 minutes ago, Dan. said:

Unknown Cryptid - Rumors have been heard around the island of a goat like cryptid stalking prey in the NW part of the map. Locals have said he is harmless, but preys on victims that are alone, in the dark.

is that some chupacabra shittt 👀

I heard it only preys on people with snaaaaaaaacks

[Sticky_dabz]

The crypto mining patch is fucked. not ready yet 

 

[DankBud]

For capping cartels think you could add it based off rank also,that way if the group leader leaves the cap for w/e reason,it still can be capped by same gang,an should still let a player in the group be allowed in cap with out it messing it up?

[Lokinyr001]

Don't know if the goat man is supposed to be killable, but I dumped a whole MK200 and the buck didn't die, one more day off my wall...

[Mr. Slick]

Hotfix #3:
- Fixed governor tax not properly adding to account (only broken since this patch)
- Made it very very very very very rare for a miner to lose a console (easier to win the lottery than lose a console)
- Moved the Jewelry Emporium (also improved information messages associated with it)
- Updated the lumberjack quests to work as intended (descriptions are more clear also)
- Fixed being randomly kicked
- Possibly fixed gang garage pulling failing in some instances
- Slightly increased remote explosive distance
- Fixes regarding firefighting 
- Possibly fixed medic payouts for revives (responded and not)
- Possibly fixed issues with giving keys to players (rare)
- Fixed claiming a gang vehicle not giving you the vehicle
- Fixed a oyster seasonal quest not adding
- Buffed bitcoin generation rate at the Crypto Dealer
- AFD Fires now can be put out with at least 1 firefighter, (1=5 mins, 2=4mins, 3=3mins, 4=2mins, more than 5 is 1 minute)
- Fixed seizing a vehicle not properly being deleted in your garage (only broken since this patch)

[...]

1 hour ago, Mr. Slick said:

- Made it very very very very very rare for a miner to lose a console (easier to win the lottery than lose a console)

So does this mean all the people who lost consoles already are gonna get comped?

[Sticky_dabz]

now wheres comp for the ones lost? lol this sucks i spent all my money hoping to make a good investment and i still dont see any potential in the long run even 

 

[Lokinyr001]

Why do the consoles break in the first place? talk about a money pit.

[Johnny Appleseed]

On 9/5/2021 at 8:20 AM, Michael L said:

Good work chaps +1 🙂

Good observation friend

[Mad Max]

Trash. So now only the wealthy players and people who pay to play can afford houses? Got on and can't access any of the houses that I found for market and ones I worked hard to buy. Basically owe around $45,000 per house, how do you suggest I pay for $225,000+ per week and enjoy the rest of the game? I don't know about you but I don't like spending all my time making money. You do realize people are constantly getting robbed or busted by the police gang right? And now I can't even sell the stuff inside my houses, great call.

House Electric Bills

• Every house will now generate an electric bill every 7 days. The amount accumulated is based on how long you are on, types of upgrades, and house type. If you fail to pay the bill, you will be locked out of inventory/keys.
• Key holders will also not be allowed to access anything, until the house owner pays their bill.
• Failing to pay on the 8th day, will allow you to no longer spawn there, until you pay your bill.
• Home owners can pay the electric bill via the house menu

[Crossfade]

One would think before adding all this new shit you would optimise and fix any issues with other shit you added that doesn't work properly.